The Irish do, however, have some corking good mythology
And gave Scotland its name!
( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)

All they've given me
Is a grandmother with a Daniel O'Donnell obsession.

*shakes fist at Ireland*
( Captain Wow when I'm Queen my throne will be Bruce Campbell, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)