is he a friend of llama man?
llama man, llama man,
does whatever a llama can
he can bleat, he can trot,
he's got everything that a llama's got
look out, here comes the llama man!
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Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:21,
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hahaha
haven't heard that one for a while!
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Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:26,
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indeed
and coat you in half-digested grass lumps.
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Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:28,
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Spider-van, Spider-van
Drives wherever a spider can
Spins a web, fills up with diesel
Catches thieves, its fighting evil
Look out! Here comes the Spider-van!
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hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:32,
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llama man needs no diesel!
then again, spider van doesn't spit grassy lumps at you. he also has a roof and a radio, or even a cd player.
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Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:36,
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I'm sure
I once rode a llama at the zoo that had a cd player and neon
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hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:38,
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i once rode
a robotic elephant as a child*. it was very large and motorised. it was only when i asked my mum about it a couple of years ago that i found out it wasn't a real elephant. i felt cheated.
*i was 3
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Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:41,
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that story
makes me sad... but the geek in me thinks cool a robotic elephant!
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hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:48,
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i was gutted
i'd been showing off for years about having ridden an elephant.
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Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 0:58,
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