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( collapsibletank ...is in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)

'KEEP RUNNING!'
'But my little legs...!'


:D woo!
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

pffft!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

haha
this makes it slightly more bearable, as it is DULLEST AND MOST IRRITATING FILM EVER
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)

There is one good bit
when they're in a tent and they can 'hear the witch' or whatever and a brilliant, underused horror sound effect is used- the violent vomiting of a mad person.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)

oo is that on the film?
I thought it was just me vomiting with boredom

/barry norman blog
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:16, archived)

Tell you what films bore the shit out of me.
Any American Pie/ Epic/Scary Movie bollockfest.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)

this
although, the film that bored me the most was Gangs of New York

I don't understand this, because I can sit through the opening sequence of Once Upon a Time in the West with barely-controlled excitement
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)

I never watched it.
Daniel Day Lewis irritates me too much, I thought I'd give it a miss.

He's like the acting verson of Bono.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)

he's very hammy in it
and Leonardo di Craprio is awful
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)

What do you expect from someone whose name really IS
'Leonard the Goat'?
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)

he could at least chew properly

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)

And scamper around on mountains.
And eat parkas.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)

:(
I love Gangs of New York. I just felt I should add this in case anyone googling b3ta review on Gangs of New York got a fair and unbiased slice of b3ta opinion.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is a bit nervous about the impending wedding, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

Arf!
I hate this film with passion!
( XLVII Is loving the new DA messages layout on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)

Hahaha
Woo
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)

Spamming it here as it doesn;t deserve it;s own thread
I have several compo ideas but don't have the skill to do anything about it. I give anyone them full lisence to use and abuse any of the following ideas:

The Man with the Golden Gnu
The McMann that Rocks the Cradle
The Latrex
The TrannyPorter
Rain Spotting
Star Wars: A New Pope
( Crap Little Monkey can't type, can't spell, no grammer, no 'shop, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)

Um
no
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

many of these do not comply with the rules!
Rules I tells you!


from when there was a new pope
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)