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(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)

is it anything like standing on a slug and feeling it pop in bare feet?

if so - count me in!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)

Stood on

a spider in bare feet once.

Surprisingly crunchy.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)

I once stood on a dead bird the cat had brought in

and made it expel air, and it went "tweet".

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

Which reminds me

of Heston Blumenthingy inflating a dead duck with compressed air, which had the effect of producing a disturbing "quack" type noise.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)

Ah yes

Heston Blumenthal, science chef.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

It's not

exactly Nigella or Delia. More like Brainiac with food.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

I like how, for all his fuss, he does roast tatties exactly how I do.

Pre-boil some Maris Pipers, then bung 'em in the oven.
Could have told him that. Sheesh.

Not sure about the other stuff though. Fuck it, open a packet...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

Brine bath

seems to be his stock response to any food item.

Meringue? Brine bath.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)

The thought of that makes me giggle uncontrollably.

\o/

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

thanks for that

i'd successfully repressed that memory until now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)

Its making

my feet go all curly thinking about it.

*shimmy*

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

same here

i'm in bare feet now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)

i can assure you

warm dog poop is worse...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)

I have cats

I see your dog poo and raise you cold cat vomit...

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

i see your cat vomit

and raise you "my sisters friends vomit" right outside my door.... yum... funny enough i fancy a kebab about now too... but i wouldn't have eaten the salad

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:46, archived)

ok, that wins

i have a recent cat, it hasn't vomited yet. if it does, i'll hold it out of the window till it's finished.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:46, archived)

Not entirely

practical at 3 am, which is when mine pop up with their goods.

If they can poo in a tray, why can't they vom in one?

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)

i'm usually still up at 3 a.m.

i don't sleep much

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:52, archived)

Same here

which is why I know when it happens. Avoids the wet surprise as I stamp bleary eyed onto the landing each morning.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

me and the cat have reached an agreement

it doesn't mess my floors up, i don't chase it with bubbles.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

Maybe your cat

could translate "stop spewing on my bed" into Meow for my cats.

Payment in Dentabits acceptable?

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

it's easy

hiss at them. they shit themselves and run off. they'll be sick in the hallway then ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

Aerosols are to cats

as kryptonite is to Superman. Sadly I'm not always here to press the button.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)

water pistols

and plant misters do the trick nicely, too.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

vomiting cats normally means they have no where clean to poop

you need to empty your kittie tray more often
(so i read somewhere - not that i own cats or can be within 3 feet of them without having a serious allergic reaction)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)

she always has clean litter

i hate sifting those mummified cat turds out of the litterbox.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

Hmmmm

3 cats x 3 cat trays + cat food + assorted human food + grass + furball = VOMIT

But I take your point.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

i only have one

i don't really like cats much, but it was me or the cat shelter and even i'm not that cruel.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)

it's not

/ex's dog

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

ahah

how about inch long thorns?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)

Oh no

Curly feet

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)

i see your inch long thorns

and raise you 3-ton concrete sewage pipe right over your foot.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

i've only had a 2 1/2 ton car run over mine

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

did it split open?

mine did, it looked like worms coming out the top of my foot! if it wasn't for the pain, i'd have been laughing at my brother turning green

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

Right, that's it

tomorrow I'm off to have my feet replaced with nice, sensible hooves.

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

wish i'd though of that!

it wasn't the pain that bothered me, it was having to sleep practically upside-down for 3 days that pissed me off. stuck in a side ward with a screaming baby is not my idea of recuperation.
on the plus side, i can stick a nail into my foot now without feeling it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)

actually no

just rolled over the side of it as i was walking along... left right left .....right - hey get offa my foot.... but then again i can't feel my feet very well (never have been able to - strange but true)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

sounds like

a circulatory problem. you should check it out, you don't want gout.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)

That or

compressed or damaged nerves. Got any plates or pins?

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

already have...

apparently i have tight tendons too, my knee bent the wrong way as i was walking up the stairs... so i've been out of action for about 14 months... just slowly learning to walk again - apparently i should be able to run again soon (yea right like thats gonna happen, i haven't run since i was about 10)
edit : oh and my ankles click when i walk because my bones healed funny - mustta fractured em when i was little (was always falling off/into things) thats what the dr said anyways

edit 2 : 15 years of non stop cycling probably didn't help matters either

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)

you're making me feel better

about the playdoh-like qualities of my own legs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

the best thing is..

the doctor i saw said "i've not seen anything like this before" and i immediately thought "oh great" when i bend to sit down the tendons in my legs (behind the knee) snap over the bone and go CLICK (and at the time where giving out), which was "unusual" and the fact that the pain in my leg went away with a "pop" (well two pops actually - one before the xray - typical! - and one with physio) also got a "i've not seen that before" i'm supposed to be doing all sorts of stretches n not sitting on b3ta till 1am... ahh crap its 1am again... doh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)

heheh

i'm meant to do physio, but i couldn't be arsed. i've got to see my surgeon next week, i'll tell him i had the flu all over christmas and couldn't move. problem solved! ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)

i'd recommend doing the stretches

i had to do hour n 1/2 of exercising in the morning and before i went to bed... urgh
I had a lady phsyio woman and she said tell me if this hurts *bends leg all over the place* no no can't feel that - no no no - ARGH! you know when something really hurts? and you shake? ....she managed to do that... that actually hurt more than when my leg bent the wrong way in the first place!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)

oooowww!

*winces*
then they call you a baby! i'll be in physio and aftercare for about 3 years, maybe more. i'm just not very active in winter.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)

i tell you whats good to keep active in winter

indoor cycling with music on really loudly - when you get a little bit tired you can simply "roll" down the hill :D oh and lots of water, so you have to get up every couple of minutes to use the water - flushes all the nasties out too - so less chance of getting a cold! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)

i suspect we're about to fall off the bottom of the page shortly...

*holds nose and notions a diving motion*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)

yes!

i use my exercise bike either while watching cash in the attic or listening to guns n' roses. i noticed your notion to motion...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)

I woke up on my first nights camping in Scotland

The tent had leaked, and me, and all my stuff was damp and cold.

I stepped out the tent, barefoot, grumpy, and straight into a cowpat :(

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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)

at least the grass was wet

and you could have a ninja grass foot bath

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)

oh now thats gotta be a winner...

*shudders at the thought*
...i'm sure i've got that memory suppressed deep down somewhere but its goign to stay there... i do recall having to clear a path through about 200sq feet of the stuff one day as i was the only one wearing wellingtons on the walk to the fields out the back - that wasn't pleasant

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

Cowpats are

fun. Was it green on the inside?

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

Is this

how escargot are made ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

the bottled ones, yes

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)

Is there a toll ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

Yes

Bwainz.....

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)

that bridge is made from corpses!

that's rather good

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)