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Why no honey, thats not lipstick on my collar, i cut myself shaving...

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(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# yes, because as we know
all men bleed frosted rose pink.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# That's not normal?
*tugs collar and make gyyeaar noise*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# no
nor is pissing lilt.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# *drinks piss*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# there's plenty more
where that came from!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Bannana and peach flavour?
I bought crates of it when they brought that out. Delicous.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# definitely not banana
banana is evil.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Negative.
Bannana is right. On cereal.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# do i have to explain
my bananaphobia again?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Looks that way.
Haunting experience as a child?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# zoo trip.
monkey. mouthful of slimy, mushed-up banana. in my face.
need i say more?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Awww.
Sounds like he was trying to feed you. Poor monkey. I hope you were courteous.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# i puked everywhere
if i even smell a banana now, i feel sick.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)
# So it didn't involve adult experimentation and a trip to A&E?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# no
not that time
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I always imagined it as being "nyawwwwwrrr" or something to that effect..
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I tend to follow the example of that Simpsons epsidode.
Where he's sitting in the sauna and he does it to his skin and says,
"Wait a second, I'm not wearing a collar!" Classic. I wish there was an emoticon for that. It'd be indispensible. Along with a raised eyebrow one.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# favourite Simpsons line at the moment (Moe, of course):
"HOW ABOUT SOME FACE-TIME WITH SWEET LADY BRICK?"
 
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Oh yeah that's a good one.
I miss the Simpsons' hay-day.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# still repeating them on weekends over here.
 
still funny, remarkably.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# "She used to hit me, in my sleep."
"How?"
"Whaddya mean how? with her fist!"
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# "So then I'd fall asleep and then pow! pow!
so then an argument.
Then I'd fall asleep again and then pow! pow!"
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# hey its your b3taday tomorrows!
*bakes a cake*
I don't know the name of the original film... so TJ : www.b3ta.com/board/7934136 :D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# thanks!
and what a glorious year it has been...

thanks
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I'm guessing the line "funniest picture in 10 years" is from the original poster...
it seems kind of odd to me that a movie made by a major studio would make that claim, since to me at least it implies that their comedies had either stagnated completely or had been getting progressively less funny for 10 years.
Just an observation.
*wipes froth from chin*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# but it is still a great movie.
 
so then I got very hungry and I went and bought a hamburger and then I ate two, rare
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Huh?
Am I missing something here?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# part of Judy Holliday's testimony about shooting her husband (in "Adam's Rib").
 
imagine that.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# A burger no doubt . . .
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# where do you think he got the second hamburger from?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Careful dear.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# "..you just say that cause you can't think of anything else to say, you don't care whether I live or die!"
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# It's certainly the funniest picture I've seen in ten years
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Number of image challenge posts is approaching
1200!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Apparently I'm a cunt for pointing out how many entries there are.
Well, that and harrassing Aphex the Mink for having the idea.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# not his fault it got chosen
well not entirely.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Apparently he wanted people to make actual movies, and it's everyone else's fault that they used posters instead.
Despite his use of four posters as examples of his idea.

IT'S ALL HIS FAULT, ROB CAN'T HELP HIMSELF IF SOMEONE SUGGESTS MOVIE POSTERS. IT'S LIKE A RED FLAG TO A BULL.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# hahahah
Good job everthing will be back in the capable hands of Fraser tomorrow...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Maybe they're suggesting that it's the funniest thing you'll see in the next 10 years
although that is a kinda depressing thing to say.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# "This movie is the peak of your life. It's all downhill from here"
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# "Everyone you know and care about will die one day"
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# "Everyone you know will one day be dead!"
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Haha!
I was trying to remember where I got that from.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)
# HAPPY DOG THE HAPPY DOG IS THE HAPPIEST DOG IN HIS STREET.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:05, archived)
# it is
yes that is on the original movie poster.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)