Gives not a shit.



( collapsibletank ...is in, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)

pffft!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)

'ning Benjy
bash cherry going the same way as your ring piece?
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)

no,
you're not going.
=)
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)

hahahaha
aw
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)

we'll have to arrange bashes.
and go to each others.
as long as it's free to travel =/
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)

Owowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
Being a girl is shit and bollocks and gah and my womb can fuck off and bollocks.

I'm going home as soon as I've done the essentials.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

hot water bottle time?

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)

I don't own such wonderous things.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)

O_O
well have to start a fund!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

I've got one of them microwaveable wheaty bag things
but it's at home...somewhere.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)

hug the night storage heaters.

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)

I found a heater earlier
and it was cold.

I thought I was going to cry. Even ledging my coffee twixt desk and tummy is doing no good.

*whinges like a girl*
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)

*pats on the head and buys chocolate*

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)

I would kill for chocolate at the moment.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

God bless you for that.
I love Old Gregg.

Right, now I'm shaking. Quite a bit actually. This isn't usual.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)

is it just you or the entire building?

if it's you then a strong cup of tea with a few sugars should help.

if it's the building, i suggest standing under a doorway or getting under your desk.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)

are you on the pill?
edit: I've just realised this isn't the best way of saying 'ning, but bear with me
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)

morning missy
i thought i saw an interior designers van outside your house this morning =D
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)

It's so shit.
What they don't tell you is if you've never had kids full term and you smoke and you're under 30, you're WAY more likely to have crippling period pain. I'm being punished for being young and sexy.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

and about bloody time too

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)

*pouts*

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

phwoar!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)

if the essentials are defined by doing having a fag, doing a poo and having a coffee
It's hometime for me.
( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)

I did all that this morning.
Except the fag was a big fat spliff and I'm still in pain.

You have no idea how lucky you are having a willy.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)

pffft
you've not seen his willy have you?

the word 'lucky' doesn't spring to mind
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

'gifted'

( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)

frightening?
Purple?
Jools Holland?
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)

all of the above
except mine has a human voice.
( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)

a talking penis?!
'i'm not bloody going in there!'
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

he just tends to introduce bands.
he used to go on about good bands who were a little bit off the mainstream but now he introduces quite a lot of cunts.

and plays piano.
( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)

ah,
i have a scalpel here,
want me to take care of it?
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)

no thanks
I think it's just a phase.
( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)

i'll keep it handy,
just in case....
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)

haha!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)

shoosh you
don't make me get into ginger pube joke territory. I'll only hate myself.
( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

go for it!
i'm not ashamed!!
*see 20000 pic ;)
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)

hahahahaha
sweet fucking jebus. If I get fired for that it'll be worth it. Get some fucking meat on your bones, paris stilton.
( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)

hey!!
i'm the right weight for my height!!
and my muscles are bigger then they look in that picture!

*stomps off*
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

haha
sorry. I've just got big thighs like a horse.

Edit: See? www.b3ta.com/board/7693272
( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)

shave your arse man!!
clegg city!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)

hahahaha!!!!
you know me so well
( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)

*cries*

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)

I think having a willy and pain would be just as shit
I'm glad that I haven't ovulated so far in my life.
( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)

It sucks like Mrs Dyson.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)

pfft
only less inspirational no doubt.
( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

Oh I don't know.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)

*cuddles*

( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

*appreciates*

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)

MOAR

( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)

seams fine!
'ning db!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)

ning!
seams? what seams?
( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)

i wouldn't know anything about seams...
www3.barnesy.org/board/7918111
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

haha
you seem to have improved since the last time i saw one of your posts. yay for development.
( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)

*bows*
i've put three entries in this compo!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)

*fears a deluge*


( collapsibletank ...is in, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)

would
that goes for the brother too, if i had to
( god save the queen on tour with Jesus Christ, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)

corrphwoar
(Christopsy, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)

and the one that started the whole sorry episode


'ning ma jigger
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)

ning ma dug

( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)

!

(CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

Pffft.
Have a repost while I'm here.


( Afinkawan, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)

hahahaha

( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)

not worth it's own thread, and I'm quite sure it's been done (probably several times)


but I had fun doing it
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)

not worth it's own thread?
have you seen some of the entries?

/bitch

ps. woo!
( dbroon hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

Hasty:


( collapsibletank ...is in, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

haha, racist

( mongychops, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)

Racist!

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)

i hope someone does a paki one

( mongychops, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

AND THOSE FUCKING INDIAN MINERS!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

the bastards
eating our sparrows
( mongychops, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)

back in ww2 it was different 'ey!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

:O)


( collapsibletank ...is in, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)

I fucking love this!
mongy,

this needs to go in your profile!
(It will help noobs and fuckwits better understand;)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)

I like your hat.

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)

I like your bikeshop.
:O)

( collapsibletank ...is in, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)

LACIST!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)