why secret?
this, the breakfast club and short circuit sealed it for me...
( plentyofants thanks for the birthday card, internets people, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)

Then I shall out myself proper!
I have been ridiculed for it in the past...

*reaches for Short Circuit video*
( crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)