I feel offended that you would describe me as a crab.
Or is that a different story...?
( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

It depends
On whether you are big, round, red and have pinchy claws.

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

Different story then.

( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)