imagine my distress!

What a coincidence! Its compofied!
( onephilosophy nonterraqueous, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)

did that drop out of you?!
or make it's way up the u bend?
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)

christ!
what did you eat?
( Laird Dave Draws Is in your Base, giving your chaps What for., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)

someone fitted a toilet to your aquarium?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)

Yipes!

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)

Just give it the toilet paper and hope it goes away.
woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)

haha
that was a long time childhood fear. Though I was afraid a shark or a big snake or that guy from the X Files.
( hanke PEOPLE WHO STRETCH OUT THE BOARD ARE CUUUUUUUUUNTS, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

I was always worried about spiders coming out of there.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

Out of your arse?

( Barbarossa . Forged in the fires of opposing light sources, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

Well I wasn't before, but now you mention it...
*fears*
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

Are those blue circles nipples?

( Fresh Water Mole - milks frogs for fun and profit, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

*milks*

Yeah, sort of....
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

My toilet has been blocked since new years
despite several gallons of sulphuric acid being poured down it.

Perhaps one of these is blocking it.
( chenobble bogling to Aswad, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

There might be an elephant hiding down there

( Barbarossa . Forged in the fires of opposing light sources, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

An interesting possibility
are elephants immune to acid attacks then?

I shall push down a mouse on the end of a stick.
( chenobble bogling to Aswad, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)