Then do what I do.
Join whichever side seems the most fun at the time.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:06, archived)

I am amused by both.
I AM A CRABIPHANT.
( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:08, archived)

there's only one thing for it:
FIIIIGHT!

( McBadger filling you with Lancelot. In a good way., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:23, archived)

FORWARD DOWN FORWARD HEAVY PUNCH.
*rips out skull*
( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:27, archived)