crabs would sting more
elephants would be more enjoyable..
( Miss Scunner putting a donk on it, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:10, archived)

Have you considered the almighty girth?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:14, archived)

oh yes..
but the trunk is prehensile !!
( Miss Scunner putting a donk on it, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:17, archived)

For some reason I was picturing it using its leg.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:19, archived)