Why would that be ?
I must be missing something . . .
( Valin . . . Training My Sight . . ., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

crabs are shaped like croissants
and both are known as the food of the terminally smug and posh
(though in reality, neither is particularly expensive)
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)

A croissant is far easier to get into, though.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

i wouldn't fit

( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

We're gonna need a bigger croissant

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

So . . . size does matter ?

( Valin . . . Training My Sight . . ., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)

In the buttery bread product department, size is everything.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)

Because it is in direct proportion to the weight ?

( Valin . . . Training My Sight . . ., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

Because it is proportional to the amount of butter.
And everyone loves butter.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)

That's awfully big of you . . .

( Valin . . . Training My Sight . . ., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)

Now that . . . is obvious !

( Valin . . . Training My Sight . . ., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)