Because it is in direct proportion to the weight ?
(Valin. . . Skiffled Dee Dee ! . . ., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:11,
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Because it is proportional to the amount of butter.
And everyone loves butter.
(my other username is a porsche, posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:14,
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