*calls in heavy support units*

Bub', here, can eat 45kg of shelled crab in twelve minutes.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:55, archived)

stop it!
you are giving me a explosive horn
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://www.myspace.com/hardcore_extreme, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)

You know his passage is like smashed butter at that size.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)

that caption made me cringe and laugh at the same time.
it was rather painful.
( Agent Muu jesus christ, I'm the fucking moonman, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:16, archived)

Haha

( mofaha : howling down the chimney, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:33, archived)

like two dogs fighting it out in a mail sack.

( postbear should be åshåmed of himself, but isn't, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:49, archived)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:54, archived)

little asswipes.
my old neighbour was a member of the conservative party. they still mail him stuff, and i send the reply envelopes back with garbage in them.
( postbear should be åshåmed of himself, but isn't, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:56, archived)

*adjusts moss trim*
Haha, with a full assortment of (unkown) white powder dusting?
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:02, archived)

I went to school with a guy who's a conservative politician
Younger kids used to bully him because he looked like Mr Bean
he also liked trains
( Cockweasle Snarn, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:24, archived)