It's seamless I tell you!

(LordMatthius has returned from his jog into the countryside, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

Yey!

Crabs in Hats

* Crats


( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

Crabs, you say?
What is all this crab-related japery I keep hearing of?

What is it, Sir? I demand enlightenment!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

*enlightens*

( Caewan on the internet doing it wrong spice.co.uk/caeware, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)

*chucks water*
No need to set the poor lad alight.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

Thanks Cap'n
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

*doffs tricorner*

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

*endarkens*

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

It's a crab combetition
I'm sorry, I have a cold.
( Ptolemy, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

you ptolemy lies

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)

Mamma ptolemy not to come

( Ptolemy, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)

LOL!
nice
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)

buddha was actually a crab
and mohammed was a fox, and jesus was a swan, and that's not in the bible because there was no such thing as swans in roman times
( gravytrain is very, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)

*burns embassy*
in fact, I'd rather burn B&Q, who would like to relieve me of £13k for a new kitchen - why, you could buy an enormous gold hand for that!
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

13 Grand?
For a feckin kitchen?

Edit: What - does it have hot and cold running whores and cocaine dispensers, or something?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

hahah
I wish
I think I might have dreamt it
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

Ah, I see.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

You're not a Genius
you're just a crathole.

(de-RIS more de-RIS)
( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

I somehow read that as "When Gordon Brown was told to expect headcrabs"
and I now have a strange mental image...
( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)

Our 'glorious' Prime Minister
being infected by a parasitic alien race would certainly make things interesting, that's for sure.
(LordMatthius has returned from his jog into the countryside, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)

But he already is
he's from Kirkcaldy, they're all infested up there


/gf born in Kirkcaldy blog
( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)