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# newsletter title compo
what should the subject line be this week?

(It's Friday for those who never leave the house)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# 29,035ft up to 6ft under in six easy steps

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga Blood, sweat, gravy and egg, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
you had that prepared
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain is very, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# LIES!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga Blood, sweat, gravy and egg, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# GET A CALENDAR, NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE

(I helped save b3ta! dbroon hmmm, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
#
Get a calendar, never leave the house.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird : now with employments, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# i click that
but nothing happens
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon hmmm, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# did it make you leave the house?

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# nearly

(I helped save b3ta! dbroon hmmm, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# it only just worked then

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# one mans calendar
is anothers home detention anklet!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa and the homeless fucks!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Liverpool - European City of Yeast Culture 2008

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
#
Y L
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Pfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! rhebus disliking misused commas since, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# HAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# NEWSFLASH: JEREMY CLARKSON DOESN'T EMBARRASS HIMSELF

(I helped save b3ta! rhebus disliking misused commas since, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Writers Strike hits Newsletter: No subject line this week

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# YOU MAY LEAVE THE HOUSE AT ANY TIME

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Jumping off your roof and into your throat since 2001

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# NEWSLETTER, FOR ALL YOU LIFELESS TOADS!

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Newsletter: just like bathing in Alan Carr's spittle.

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird : now with employments, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# *spluffs*
Why does this man have a career?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga Blood, sweat, gravy and egg, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# irritatingly camp men with annoying voices always get on tv
that's the rules
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain is very, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# 1. minces
2. sucks off tv exec

...

5. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga Blood, sweat, gravy and egg, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# LUBING YOUR INBOX WITH OUR BUTTERY LINKS

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain is very, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Because someone needs to stand up to our tyrannical Monarchy

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Is it still called a hearing when deaf person goes to court?

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Oh No You Didn't, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Yes
The Judge is hearing the case, not the person

Unless the Judge is deaf, in which case mumble in Swedish
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Crabsolutely Fabulous!

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Elephantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! rhebus disliking misused commas since, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# NEWSBEAST!

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
#
The I-Spy Guide To Those Clouds That Bear A Marginal Resemblance In The Few Seconds The Perspective Exactly Matches Your Position Of Observation To Something Rather Naughty
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# DIEGO CORNET'S NOONDAY NUNCHEON

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Fighting for YOUR rights to look at stupid things on the web

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Choking Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's Chickens since 2001

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# WE WANTED ELEPHANTS...SOME TIT GAVE US CRABS

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Oh No You Didn't, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# SLIDING INTO YOUR INBOX LIKE A COCK INTO PARIS HILTON

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
#
yes
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# We're the cool kids who never used to invite you to parties

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Amusingly-shaped fruit and vegetables

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Have you read Pratchett's 'The Truth'?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Spiking Britney's Starbucks with Agent Orange since 2001

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# If newsletters could catch sexually transmitted diseases, we'd have the lot.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# we'd have crabs this week...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# The Elephants would be more of a concern

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# This week's competition: Win custody of Britney's Kids!

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# this one, please

(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaa
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# MORE CRISPS THAN AN EMPTY BAG OF CRISPS

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# The REAL capital of culture

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Not banned in China
Fuck 'em
(Boo-Tokk is all hot and bothered, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# All the cool websites
are banned in China
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus disliking misused commas since, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Exactly
Ungrateful bastards. Don't they know who we are?
(Boo-Tokk is all hot and bothered, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Committing your honour killings for a reasonable fee

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# STAPLE YOUR OWN MAIL SAVE MILLIONS!

(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Less a newsletter, more a sensation

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# (Y) ^_^ (Y)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Forward us to your Granny if you don't want another jumper for Christmas this year

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# MY MONGINESS, IS KILLING ME, A-AAAND IIII...

(I helped save b3ta! dbroon hmmm, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Training Islamic Militants to photoshop since 2001

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# CONFISCATE MY BABIES ONE MORE TIME

(I helped save b3ta! dbroon hmmm, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Why not try reading this in the nude while sexually abusing your pets?

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ^this
oh please this
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus disliking misused commas since, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# proud sponsors of racists everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
#
racists jam

apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus disliking misused commas since, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I like your suggestion on /talk ;)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Free Inside: Jeremy Clarkson's Bank Details

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Free: Jeremy Clarkson's Insides

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# KILL YOUR BOSS
FOR MONEY AND FUN
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# cutting the cyber wrists of the electronic bill in digital depression.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Putting Callus on your soul since 2001

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick ™ - hooked on NavyField, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# "They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is..."

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Tis the season for redundancy!
...hello xmas temps!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# DON'T READ THIS OR YOU WILL GET CRABS!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII b3tabunker.ning.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Well, George, we've knocked the bastard off

(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Feck off with the elephants already

(Hoof Hearted, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)