Squab!

(Cakie has no choice but to give in to Mongol demands, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)

dubble woo

( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)

:D
Pixels
:D
(petehix - based on real events., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)

Gotta love em!
I couldn't be bothered to embroider this one.
(Cakie has no choice but to give in to Mongol demands, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

crabbiness.
in a blatant TJ. HELP
I'm trying to make an image for a photoshp challenge and I need a few good pictures of gorilla hands both left and right. I'm struggling and I have 22 minutes left to submit
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:38, archived)

Not my fault...
MONKEY BASTARD HANDS!
(Cakie has no choice but to give in to Mongol demands, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)

^ this, with bells on ^

( The Hedgehog From Hell is going to start filling up his ignore list again, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)

Try...
www.whatareweyourgorillahandsbothleftandrightfindingbitches.com


/helpful
( Mstandot 15 gigs is not enough!!!!!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)

Googling gorilla hands seems to give a fair number
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=gorilla+hands&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)

I tried that but I
need hi res and not plastic monkey gloves. Never mind, I shall admit defeat ( because it took me five bastard hours to get permission from a mad American pastor to let me put his kids in a cage )
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)

Why can't people be more generous towards people wanting to imprison their kids?
I figures you'd have tried it already, but I wouldn't know where else to try.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)

If there still was time
I'd recommend asking Jahled to take some photos :(
( pzyko, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)

Jahled has gorlilla hands?

( Mstandot 15 gigs is not enough!!!!!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)

pffft!

( pzyko, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)

Too much sunbathing

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)

We all did at one point
then there was the spark of intelligence referred to in texts and we became human.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)

We never had gorilla hands any more than gorillas had human hands
edit: sorry, I can't help being pedantic.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)

clearly...
you're not human yet.

edit: no worries - these were gradual changes and I'm sure most parts progressed roughly at the same rate. I think.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)

early philosophers called that event "ook"

( pzyko, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)

:-o ..... ook!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)

my wife is not
a big hippo!!!


OOK OOK OOK ook!
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)

:D
what a nice monkey!
OW! OW! AAARGH!
( pzyko, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

Silly Pasanonic
It's always easier to seek forgiveness than it is permission.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)

I know,
but he's a hick Michigan preacher. I could have had Waco on my doorstep before I had said 'photoshop'
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)

You were actually seeking permission from a photo's owner...
to 'shop it for something?
Was it going into commercial publication?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:58, archived)

no, but
there was the likelyhood that an amount of money might change hands and I'm nothing if not respectful of an artists rights.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)

You are clearly a prince among men.
...and I don't mean that knob who wanted to sue Rob over defamating images.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)

Besides trying the obvious (www.whatareweyourleftandrightgorillahandfindingbitches.com), I can't really think of anything.

Sorry and good luck.

edit: Shit! The mindpiss is pouring down on me!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

www.pissage.com

( Mstandot 15 gigs is not enough!!!!!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

here's one (and a foot)
(only one I had, sorry)
( pzyko, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)

I've just gaz'ed you
though it's all at work
( Jahled Now with added Mac, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)

aye thanks.
I have new goodies btw. I shall arrange a goody zip for you.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

yay!

( Bloop truly is the shoe that never sleeps, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)

Many squabs.
Woo!
(Cakie has no choice but to give in to Mongol demands, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)

I repixeled him for your pleasure


edit: limp removed
( Bloop truly is the shoe that never sleeps, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)

Thanx.
I did leave it rather shoddy, bloody photoshop!
(Cakie has no choice but to give in to Mongol demands, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)

if you resize via html it's easier
just put width=280 before your src=
( Bloop truly is the shoe that never sleeps, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)

Ah ha haaa
I'll have to try to remember that.
(Cakie has no choice but to give in to Mongol demands, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)

he's dancing
to the police that are playing on top gear!!
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)

Braw!
He be lavly! :D
( WiL Picoo Z Rocks, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)