My one used to be, but he went Special Forces
Hence the ninja mission to kill the Elephant king.
War is hell.
(colonelboris We're going in in the first wave..., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)

Oh fuck it, may as well compo Magnet Crab.

CFB
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)

Crabnets =]

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)

I paid my $24.95 (or whatever it was)
and I'm still waiting for my Crabinets... JUST FUCKING DELIVER THEM!
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)