The name's Itches... Frances Itches.

( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

Is she tossing a salad?

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

Scouring her thong

( Puromycin has a serious case of the munchies, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

pocket pool?

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

No,
shes having a wank.

*is a private on halo3 now*
( Caewan on the internet doing it wrong spice.co.uk/caeware, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

Yargh you are a pirate on halo3 now

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

I wish :(

( Caewan on the internet doing it wrong spice.co.uk/caeware, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

*cuts your arm and leg off*
*welds a hook to your skin and superglues a wooden leg on**
*pokes you in the eye with a pointed stick*
*puts a pair of pants on your head*
NOW You are a pirate!
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

Yar har etc

( Caewan on the internet doing it wrong spice.co.uk/caeware, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)

What's your gaymo tag?
I can teach you the ways of Halo.
The ways to be crap and lose all the time.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)

?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tossing+the+salad
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

oh my poor fragile mind
i didn't need to know that...
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

*applies balsamic dressing*
*winks*
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)

You have the most appropriate username EVER.

( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

DEAR LORD, WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

Is she feeding something?
:)
( Puromycin has a serious case of the munchies, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

That's a rather vigorous 'itch'
she has
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

Scratch that ______ !

( Valin . . . Asleep at the Dream . . ., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

Her crabs need pepper
That only Matt Damon can provide

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

Haha :) That's amazing

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

I hope he doesn't spray his filthy paste in case I
get A ffleck of it in my hair.
Hahahaha!

*kills self*
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

MATT DAMON

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)