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# buy?
buy? i thought these were original fluffy face artistics, not bought in artistics, i'm shocked :(
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# You can't buy
art fit for B3ta *

*am in no way implying art, to avoid arguments
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# In other news:
I have just been scarred for life.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# By what?
There's a new shocker-site?
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# It's not a site.
My sister needed some money for the cinema, so she called mum, and she told her where some money is, but our stepdad said "What about all the other stuff in the drawer?"
Mum couldn't stop laughing, so my stepdad had to take over and said "Ignore everything else in the drawer, it's not for kids"
Needless to say, she called me in to have a look at what she'd found.
I picked it up without realising...
I ran around the house screaming.
Cheaper than therapy, I suppose.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# spoon guard?

(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ?

(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# :o
you've not heard of spoon guard?
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Nope

(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# use the googles
and whilst your there check out hippo girl too (its wonderful)
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# You'll have to cut off your hands, there's no alternative.
OR, set up a hidden camera and profit.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
The worst parts were:
a) It was crusty
b) It was next to their Eucryl.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I'd have thought a) would be 'it's your mothers'

(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# B)
You inspected it for crust.

You'll never sleep/look your mum in the eye again.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# He'll never sleep with his mum again?

(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# No, I'll never sleep my mum in the eye again

(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# That's a shame. I hate it when families grow apart.

(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# stop licking your fingers!

(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Was it a hot lasagna?
I got scarred for life by a hot lasagna once.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Does lasagne have a dildo at one end,
and rubber whips at the other?
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# If it did it'd be the ultimate meal.

(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ha ha ha

(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# LOL
Actual LOL
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I AM AN ARTIST, AND THIS EXPRESSES MANY EMOTIONS

Sorry, I love this image too much.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# his head should split in two and turn into bollocks and a phallus should erupt from between them
ejecting jism into the atmosphere
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)