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# In other news:
I have just been scarred for life.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul .com/guestbook/, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# By what?
There's a new shocker-site?
(I helped save b3ta! petehix makes little or no sense at the best of times, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# It's not a site.
My sister needed some money for the cinema, so she called mum, and she told her where some money is, but our stepdad said "What about all the other stuff in the drawer?"
Mum couldn't stop laughing, so my stepdad had to take over and said "Ignore everything else in the drawer, it's not for kids"
Needless to say, she called me in to have a look at what she'd found.
I picked it up without realising...
I ran around the house screaming.
Cheaper than therapy, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul .com/guestbook/, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# spoon guard?

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG .co.uk did actually post a naked 20,000 picture..., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ?

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul .com/guestbook/, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# :o
you've not heard of spoon guard?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG .co.uk did actually post a naked 20,000 picture..., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Nope

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul .com/guestbook/, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# use the googles
and whilst your there check out hippo girl too (its wonderful)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG .co.uk did actually post a naked 20,000 picture..., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# You'll have to cut off your hands, there's no alternative.
OR, set up a hidden camera and profit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
The worst parts were:
a) It was crusty
b) It was next to their Eucryl.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul .com/guestbook/, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I'd have thought a) would be 'it's your mothers'

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# B)
You inspected it for crust.

You'll never sleep/look your mum in the eye again.
(Fluffy Face has a face full of fluff, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# He'll never sleep with his mum again?

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# No, I'll never sleep my mum in the eye again

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul .com/guestbook/, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# That's a shame. I hate it when families grow apart.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# stop licking your fingers!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG .co.uk did actually post a naked 20,000 picture..., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Was it a hot lasagna?
I got scarred for life by a hot lasagna once.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Does lasagne have a dildo at one end,
and rubber whips at the other?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul .com/guestbook/, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# If it did it'd be the ultimate meal.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG .co.uk did actually post a naked 20,000 picture..., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# LOL
Actual LOL
(I helped save b3ta! petehix makes little or no sense at the best of times, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)