Oh I see! Dr Shipman was trying to beat Shippams Crab Paste in the spready food market! Crafty Dr!


:P
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

Who would steal a pensioner's
pread?
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)

Don't be silly,
you're inventing apostrophes again.
( ClanSoul My warpaint is sharpie ink, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

I did not invent them
I merely enforce their use.

I am going to pretend that the massive black swoop is an apostrophe and argue that it is until I am BLUE IN THE FACE!
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

How much for 1 pread?
I hear since due to the lack of oil they cost a fortune now!
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%24pread
Dirty pensioners!
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)

there's no way
i'm going to do an image search for 'pensioner spread'
morning, everybody
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)

I'll do it for you...
...argh

SafeSearch my arse
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

Is that an order?

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

ha
no, I daresay that would be fairly unpleasant

plus I have my girlfriend's pants on today
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)

"i'm wearing my wife's knickers"?

( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)

Do you really?
You kinky wizard.

I have my own pants on today. They're polka dot, and don't match my bra. Does this make me a bad person?
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)

given bras last longer than pants between washes
i'm surprised when they do match rather than when they don't
( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

I think if you encounter matching ones, you're problably in
for an encounter of a different sort. A nice one.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

the word "problably"
makes me giggle
( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

Left in just for you then.
That'll teach me to type too fast and not proof-read my replies. Arse.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

You're too good to me
*giggles more*
( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

I'm dub.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)

*safesearches your arse*
er...
did you know there was a lost edvard munch in there? and a clay tablet from ancient persia?
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)

Bagsy the Sumerian tablet.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

it needs a bit of a wash

( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

Like most cool things.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

That's not clay.

( ClanSoul My warpaint is sharpie ink, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

Maybe if you specify smooth or crunchy..?
...or maybe not.
(palma shofu Mmm... Weekly free cartoons.. www.palmashofu.co.uk, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

Best peanut butter is tesco value.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

never eat two different brands of peanut butter in one sitting
the second one will always taste awful
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

Especially if the first one was tesco value.
What is nice is if you mix it up with some tahini first. YUMSKI.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

Or a bit of hot pepper sauce always goes down well with peanut butter in the morning...
I'd recommend the yellow, Barbadian one.

I've never tried hot sauce with pensioners in the morning though. No matter what people say.
(palma shofu Mmm... Weekly free cartoons.. www.palmashofu.co.uk, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

I can't eat hot sauce, I'm a wuss.
Manwife'd like it. His favourite things are tabasco on toast, his mum's St Lucian hot sauce (that eats through jam jar lids with it's fumes) + wasabi mustard on ANYTHING.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

Wasabi is a big fraud
most wasabi in the UK is just horseradish dyed green
( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

Well this is wasabi MUSTARD
I found it in Tesco. He fucking adores it. I can handle a little bit, it's quite nice.

And the wasabi you get with your sushi at Pret A Manger is proper, I think. Unfortunately their sushi tastes of scrotum though.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

Ah, bull scrotum sushi
a delicacy, I hear.
( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

It can fuck off.
My homemade sushi FTW. Or Tescos (yeah, I said it).
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)

Hahaha
If you're in London, then the Japan Centre on Picadilly does fantastic sushi quite cheap (cheaper than tesco) to take away - make sure you go to the supermarket downstairs, the restaurant on the ground floor is well expensive.
( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

*makes note*
I may have some meetings in London shortly, so that's ace advice. I'll travel no end of miles to find a good lunch.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

eewwww!
this makes me think of old ladies doing things they shouldnt be:I
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is bang bang bang bang, banging in the nails., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

Crab paste V's pensioners
One has a stale fishy whiff, and the other is crab paste...

ewwww
(Colonel Dracula Don't do what Donny Don't does, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)

I once had to look after an old lady for a bit
And she smelled of unwashed vagina. But she was really nice, and left her scrapbooks of Princess Diana to me.

I gave them to her daughter, for many and varying reasons.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

Diana scrapbooks?
I guess the sentimental value ran into trillions.
(Colonel Dracula Don't do what Donny Don't does, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

For her, definitely.
She's cut out and kept EVERYTHING about Diana in the papers since she started to become newspaperworthy. Literally everything.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

My 84 year old auntie has those plates you hang on the wall
some of them are of Diana but the likeness is terrible, I have to hold back the laughter when I visit. I hope she doesnt leave them to me in her will as I will use them as air rifle targets.
(Colonel Dracula Don't do what Donny Don't does, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

SELL THEM TO FAT AMERICANS!

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

Good plan
are there any fat people in America? (just kidding)
(Colonel Dracula Don't do what Donny Don't does, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

there's a curry place in brick lane (i forget the name, as i've only been once)
where the walls are decorated with cheesy watercolours of a michael moorcock-style fantasy theme. warriors and dragons and the like. except for one, which is of diana
food's good, though
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)

I would have to sit with my back to the Diana painting
it would put me right off my duck pancakes, mmmmm duck pancakes....
(Colonel Dracula Don't do what Donny Don't does, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

I'm not sure what's going on there, but I know that it's wrong
I'm quite looking forward to the second series of "Heroes", but if Tina Turners songs are anything to go by, she considers a second series unnecessary...
(Colonel Dracula Don't do what Donny Don't does, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

I want to see it
even though there were loads of complaints about it being cock.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

It cant be any worse than " Big Celebrity pop jungle on ice brother"
or "wife/child/job swap" which is what most tv seems to be.
(Colonel Dracula Don't do what Donny Don't does, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

Braw!
I bought a jar of that stuff today, beef flavour.
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)