this is your friend then
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( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)

Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes

( Dixon goddam immigrants - I'm going to emigrate., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)

eh?
crabby ones or elephanty ones?
( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)

Elephanty one!
Then he has somewhere to put his umbrellas!
( kitaro loves you. Hard. IN THE FACE! *glees* ^-^, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

good
cos crab shoes are crap. they're more or less thimbles
( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

and they pinch too much

/coat, hat, cane and monocle
( Dixon goddam immigrants - I'm going to emigrate., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

gawd...
*goes to find his spanging fork*
( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)