good
cos crab shoes are crap. they're more or less thimbles
( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

and they pinch too much

/coat, hat, cane and monocle
( Dixon goddam immigrants - I'm going to emigrate., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

gawd...
*goes to find his spanging fork*
( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)