Use your...

...luv!

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(Tonto, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:37, archived)

any ideas...
...what this is for Cockney Rhyming Slang?
(Tonto, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:40, archived)

monkey stick!
Your turn.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)

Wrong!
:)
(Tonto, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:44, archived)

monkey wand = frond
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:46, archived)

Nope..
..keep trying.
(Tonto, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)

monkey conductor
somthing somthing-uctor
( Happyperson, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:46, archived)

monkey baton = chris patten = cunt
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)

I wish...
..I'd thought of that now..
(Tonto, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:49, archived)

which poor orphan had to play with that !

( dakster, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:41, archived)

Monkey Cane...
...Brain?
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:49, archived)

SPOT ON!!!
Nice one!
(Tonto, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:49, archived)

should be funky brain
.
( rhuby, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

Woolen Monkey Holding Rod
=

God.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:50, archived)

yes
i think the monkey is the idiot god who placed us here...
i looked for the reasons why we here,
i kept on searching until it came clear,
i looked for excuses can't find no other,
we must be the product of gods kid brother.
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)

I love sock monkey...

( gurningchimp, Thu 13 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)