what did you guys have for christmas dinner? i had crab. mmm...

bigger claws
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

what the hell is it?
it looks like you've skinned a cabbage patch doll
( sock is special, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)

^this^
haha
(Alpaca hmmm, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

i skinned a cabbage patch doll
(a turkey, covered with bacon)
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)

*SNORT*
( HairyTwatter Harry Pyotr and The Chamber of State Secrets, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

Its the worlds happiest headcrab!

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

What the christ?
I had gammon, creamy mash potatoes and stuffing for xmas dinner. Delicious.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:38, archived)

gammon is good.
turkey's crap. i want to start an 'anti-turkey for xmas dinner' league...
(Alpaca hmmm, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

turkey's a bit dull
everything about turkey is done better by chicken
goose makes a nice christmas dinner, but it's fatty and a bugger to carve
gammon is pointless. neither pork nor bacon nor ham - it has the worst attributes of all three without any of the redeeming features. it should have been outlawed after the 50s
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)

Gammon is nice when done just right
and turkey is nice under lots of thick gravy.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)

Look what you've done


You gone and made him cry.

Poor gammon, i'll eat you.
(Alpaca hmmm, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)

Gobble
Turkey is lovely when done right. Cover with a layer of cranberry, horseradish, mustard and wine glaze, and roast with a good amount of white wine in the roasting tin.

With the reduced wine and stock and crispy roasties I tell thee, it's ambrosia.
(Funtime_Frankie, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)