weeeeell
tis my first go
(wodge, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

welcome to b3ta
shop a kitten and pull up a chair, don't forget to read the FAQ (so far so good!)
you'll never leave etc
( SkUG .co.uk : is broken in the head, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)

^this
Hello there lovely new person.
( head-doctor doesn't like the new vauxhall logo, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)

if you repeat something enough it's really really funny
like being stuck in traffic/sweaty train on the way to and from work.
( doph can now be safely removed from the system, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)

Sweaty trains cost extra
unless they're virgin, then they're free. And stink of piss too.
( the ghost of last tuesday I know where you live, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)