In Australia
They haven't been allowed to call them crab sticks since I was a lad. Now they're seafood extender.

A national radio station did an investigation into what they are really made of and found that the Australian sold ones are actually sourced from bottom feeding river fish from an Asian country (I forget which now). Which wouldn't be a problem except that the river showed high levels of heavy metals in its mud.

Who giggled when they read "bottom feeding"? See me after class.
(Andy_Control Pickles and pie wont buy you hookers by the pound., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)