Im in ur pance...
...itching ur poobes.


( Doctor When - as seen in "The Chap" magazine, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

What a happy little fellow.
Perhaps I'll put off that treatment after all.
( mofaha : can't come down, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)

Eh eh eh eh!
He dance in your pance!
( Doctor When - as seen in "The Chap" magazine, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)

Why, I say, 'tis the world famous Doctor When.
Good sir, you appear to be in marvellous fettle.

Also, the young rabscallion from the post office did deliver a missive to myself this very morn, and a parcel for your good self- I have not taken the liberty of opening it, but it appears to be containing quite an obscene quantity of woo.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)

Stop talking nonce-sense!
...and come to my party woman!
( Doctor When - as seen in "The Chap" magazine, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)

I'm seeing what I can do.
I've got no money, and hotels are expensive as are trains, so I'm seeing what I have to play with.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)

*offers self*
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)

Bless you!

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)

You get an Esler for use of the word 'Rabscallion'
Even though it should be 'Rapscallion'


( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)

Should it?
Ooooh, sorry, I always thought it was Rab. Like..... C Nesbitt.

SHEE YU JEMMEH.

;-) Thank you for my Esler. I shall treasure him always.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)

Eslers *are* to be treasured.
So, even more points to you for that.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)

\o/

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)

He looks so cute

( Flowerpot Profit \o/, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)

:D

( prodigy69 Stephen Fry + LittleBigPlanet = glee!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)

I approve of your crabs
They get my highest quality seal of approval.

See?
( the ghost of last tuesday I know where you live, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)