Many thanks to Bearded Whumpus for the idea
Quick, dirty punnage for teh afternoon. And based on a very similar theme to my last post. Oh, well.

(The Supreme Crow out of tune but just not quite the same, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

Feck!
*fears*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

crab nebula?
oi grunty!

kick me off the internets

I'm too busy to be here
( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

Will do
*kicks*

Edit: I didn't mean it, Freebs, come back!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

you kicked him too far!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)

I know
He's logged out of IM too!

:(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)

maybe you should've stopped kicking him after he fell down...
:/
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)

Pffaahaha.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

After'ning son!
What's all this stuff again about you having another mommy?!
( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)

there you are!!
where've you been?
dad can't cook at all!
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!
COME BACK!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)

Oh dear!
Has he been trying to make you eat his EXPERIMENTS again?
( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)

*sobs*
my tongue is 1cm shorter than it was!

my 'real world' mum has taken the dog for a walk.
she changed her name to chumpchop!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

Ahhh, I did wonder


What's a 'real world'? and what has your dad been doing to you?!
( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)

i think the 'real world' is beyond the edges of the moniter...
and he made a light bulb omlette that was a bit sharp....
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)

*shields eyes from the sun*
Yup.

*tucks thumbs into beltloops and wanders off...*
( Syncubus has been dealt lemons. Not bad with vodka. [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)

full of crabby goodness!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

CRABLOAF

( Killerkitti Dear Maria, count me in., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)

Crab loaf

( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

*does*
*hard*
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

woah tasty!
thesunmachine.net/images/image_archive/grabcrab.jpg
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

haha!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

Bloody hell...
Please tell me that's been 'shopped...
(The Supreme Crow out of tune but just not quite the same, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)

i don't believe so
then again i don't know
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)

Well I know both Crab Sticks and Bread Sticks...
...but that can't be right!
(Roodie Doodie Hell's smells, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

*Glees*
Although I thought you'd just stick a loaf of bread over the crab in your last post and leave it at that.

What you've done is a little bit scary. I'll be watching any slightly mouldy bread for signs of sprouting legs and claws...
(Bearded Whumpus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

Scary? It could be worse...
www.b3ta.com/board/7961183
(The Supreme Crow out of tune but just not quite the same, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)