Of course I'm a kiwi :)

...and I'm just taking the piss. Oz is really pretty cool.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)

arf.

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)

Sharks with Frickin' Lasers - FTW!
*clicks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)

This.

*dons mirrorsuit*
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

*pssst*
Don wants it back.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)

*pssst*
1987 wants it's joke back ;)
Only jokig JPG
How the dev are you?
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)

Wounded....hurt......cut to the core
*goes into a faint*

In Other News: Not bad, actually. Struggling toward the end of the week. You well?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)

*catches*

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)

*Presents Fae with enormous bunch of Roses for being so utterly lovely*
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)

YAY
I promise not to eat them, although I usually do.

*gives one a quick nibble*

I'm not as lovely as you are.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

It's OK - that one was chocolate
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)

Ahhh, then I should be allowed.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

Aye, not bad
on days off , so my weekend has started! Yay

Also have seemd to avoid being sacked for the time being too!
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)

Anyplace with maneating koalas gets my vote
as a cool place!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)

i have indeed herd plenty of good things about it
but with 24 hours on a plane between it and me, i just cant be arsed
( wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)

It needs to give my drummer back.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)

and my girlfriend
who is in melbourne for 2 weeks as of yesterday :(
( fross Read your email on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

My drummer's been there for 5 fucking months.
The bastard.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)

hahaha!!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)

Yes!
I'd like nothing better than to beach my canoe on the shores of Danni Minogue.
( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

I'd visit her sister island first.

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

there something very horrible about her
she seems like a bit of a bitch...
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)

great norks, though
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

meh,
not bad.
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

Well, I wouldn't climb over her to get to you, sunshine...
:P
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)

Are they not fake?
I heard they were.

She seems alright, but I love Kylie too much for her to even register, which is a shame for her.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)

They probably are.
Ah well, another dream shattered.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)

Sorry love.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

lolaustralia
*click*
( head-doctor doesn't like the new vauxhall logo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

Two of the three species of killer ants on earth
and the only species of killer jelly fish were omitted.
( hanke cares about your happiness, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

I'm disapointed with the lack of 'here be dragons' on these maps

( prodigy69, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)

Someone needs to hurry up and post a map of Newport, then..
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)

anne widdicombe has emigrated?

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

Does rumour hhave it rigght
And you've reached the veneatable age of fourt of the two?
Have a rhyming woo Sir.
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

I was just about to do a map of Regent's Park
with 'Here be Beasties' over the zoo.

Edit: Sod it, I'll post it anyway.
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

You should!
I'm in the market for a new playpen, this one's getting too small.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)

I highly recommend "Chopper"

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)

you missed out "Cock In A Frock On A Rock"

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)

Hahahaha
On the subject of Kiwis, I am currently listening to New Zealand's fourth most popular parody-folk duo.
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

Binary Solo
00011000010000101101011011110111
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

The humans are dead!!!!

(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

When I'm freestyling
I sometimes lose confidence.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)

"They call me the Hiphopopotamus
because my rhymes are bottomless...erm...."
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)

If you rap like this then you don't get paid
and if you rhyme like this then you don't get laid.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)

There's a picture of New York
There's a picture of New York
There's a great big crazy
picture of New York
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)

One of the most finely crafted
comedy songs ever.
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)

i obtained the first tv series
it is ace
( new_matt, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)

^This

(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

^This
Oh yes this. And the radio series.
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)

covets

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)

arf. well done
needs more map of tassie
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)

Stunningly accurate!
woo!
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)

Steve Erwin..
..hehehehe
( glubglub should be working on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)

hurrah!
spot. on. "clickety"
(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)

hahaha!
my aussie temp collegue wants to kill you!

And great username too... videodrome FTW!
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)

Speaking as a proud Australian,
that is pretty accurate map. Woo!
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)