The wrong (Wo)man for the job.

( Maffers, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

This pic is so fwappable!!!
woo!
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Cheers. :-D
It does have a certain "charm" to it.
( Maffers, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

hahaha
...the hills are alive with the sound of music
(Alpaca hmmm, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Hahaha

( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

i'd look after her

( mongychops, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

Give me three hail marys...

( Maffers, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

Get Thee To A Nunnery!
might be just what she needs, actually.
( stereoroid in mono where available, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

Lol. Might be.

( Maffers, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

it just hit me...
... if you've read Hamlet, you'll know what happened to Ophelia after he said that to her. If you haven't... it was DoublePlusUnGood.
( stereoroid in mono where available, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

I've not read that actually.

( Maffers, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

spoiler alert
Well, she goes a little mad when he rejects her like this... then Hamlet (accidentally) kills her Dad (Polonius), so she goes quite mad... sings stupid songs, talks to plants, runs out and drowns herself. And all because Hamlet was a bit embarrassed at being caught talking to himself (the "to be or not to be" soliloquy). Well, he wasn't exactly the model of rationality, our not-so-great Dane. That's what inbreeding does to your head...
( stereoroid in mono where available, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

nobody
out-crazies ophelia!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

Hahaha

( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

Bloody eck!
That raises a raft of theological issues.
( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

*Resists obvious strikethough*
( Maffers, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

Go for it
You know you want to.
( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

*Bites lip*
Nooo......
( Maffers, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

How many Britney Spears' could dance on the head of a pin?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

The plural is 'Britney Spi'

( Malaka * * * watches channel zero, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

I've never fancied Britney Spears before.
I hate you Maffers.
( Wicca'd Witch one day will become a singer, with a Spanish bum., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hate/Love.
It's a fine line...
( Maffers, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)