Wrong Man For The Job - Julian Sparrow



ooooooooooooooh E'llo
(Kraykan, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)

nice shop.

( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)

He's got my hat on.
woo!
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)

it's not your hat

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)

Bloody well is
I paid for it.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

I made you a hat from meats.

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

Manmeats?

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

yes
it give you an extra joonersaykwa for your pirate persona.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)

Does this just mean I'm going to go everywhere with
unidentified male genitals on my head?
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)

yes
some pirates had person skin hats, but yours will be made from willies, from your own collection of course.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)

:-( I haven't got any willies.
Not real ones, anyway. And manwife's attached in all senses of the word to his.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)

You need to go on my raping and pillaging voyages then!
Do I have to think of everything?
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

Yes.
*beams*
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)

IF you rub a willy hat
Does it turn into a coat?
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)

It'll be okay though, you won't be able to see it...
The balls will be hanging over your eyes
( Professor Kenny Martin is sick to fucking death of workplace bullshit, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)

*uses them as pincushions*

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)

meathats!

( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)

I'm glad we see eye to eye on this issue.
do you have a good production plan?
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)

Well, I know a guy who knows a guy that can get some prime chops...
So from there, it's really a matter of stitching...
( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)

excellent. I've just bought a meat sewing machine on ebay.
gristle-thread. It's amazing what the world has to offer.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

Excellent.
We can use bacon for the headpiece, for added comfort and moulding, then the chops'll be good for the flaps of the tricorn...

OR

We can use T Bone steaks to make meat viking helmets!
( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)

oh yes!
great plan.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)

Hahaha
compo it!
( ClanSoul My warpaint is sharpie ink, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)

:D

( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)

My what a large sword!

( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)

meh.
seen bigger...
=)
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)

Have you now...
O_o
( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)

i HAVE bigger.

( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

*books ticket to Fareham*

( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

haha!!

( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)

The Pirates of Men's Pants

( The Great Architect wishes he could make movie clips, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

Whitebeard?

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)

arf! :)

( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)

man the poop deck

( Cockweasle, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)

Man: the poop deck

( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)

Deck the poop, man!

( ClanSoul My warpaint is sharpie ink, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

That sounds like a film/book title

( Cockweasle, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)