My mate made me this for my birthday....


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Basically what it is is a bit of wood with pictures of 4 different creatures on it and a plank screwed into the middle with a danny de vito on wheels with a cock.

What you have to do is spin the plank and see what creature it is that danny de vito is wanking at.

it could be

1)paul weller laying an egg
2)george hamilton legbeast
3) keith Richards
4)a thing sitting on a person

you'll need to click for big to see the detail.
(the big picture is about 3/4 actual size)

in return I made him a birthday card out of wood. 2 pieces similar to the size of the thing he made me, joined together with a hinge that I unscrewed off the back door at my old work.
( Cockweasle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:48, archived)

I want one.

( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:53, archived)

Excellent :)

( mofaha sitting quietly, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:54, archived)

LOLZ

( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:56, archived)

hahaha

( Cockweasle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 4:06, archived)

Hahhahaha!

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 4:26, archived)

HAHAHAHA
Oh dear god, I want friends like that!
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:55, archived)

LOOK AT MY egg
( mofaha sitting quietly, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:56, archived)

NO MINE

( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 4:07, archived)

look at my egg came about
because one day, one of my mates fried an egg in the toastie machine and came running up the stairs egg in hand , into the shop shouting "LOOK AT MY EGG!" he was unaware however that the shop's owner and the accountant had popped in to talk to the manager.
( Cockweasle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)

Hahaha
you must get very little work done.
( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 4:14, archived)

we used to do fuck all.
make up games to play in the shop and draw retarded pictures day in day out. sometimes I was in charge and one day we made a siege catapult out of bits of wood and elastic bands. You could hit the record shop window across the street using a variety of small fruits as projectiles. I found plums to be the best. they had the best trajectory.
( Cockweasle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 4:34, archived)

I want to see these.

( ClanSoul thanks, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 4:34, archived)

in university we made a three-man slingshot out of surgical tubing.
we hit a house down the street and smashed their porch light out (we were aiming for their door, the light was right beside it so we were fairly accurate). the house was about 100 yards away.
( postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 5:53, archived)

That's a good distance! our one only fired about 20-30 yards
and we never managed to break anything although a lychee or possibly a kumquat did go into the shop via the door.
( Cockweasle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 7:55, archived)

Yay!

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:57, archived)

Aahaha, fuckin' spot on.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:58, archived)

Win.
Srsly.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:59, archived)

hahaha! this is great.
lucky danny devito.
( postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 5:50, archived)