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# I spy an FP.

(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)
# cheers for stopping it happening :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I have no power here.

(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)
# your
powers are useless old man
(I helped save b3ta! Finite went on holiday! :D, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:06, archived)
# If you strike me down
I will become more powerful than you could im-Owww that really hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)
# "They say 'We don't need you any more, old man'"
"You fucking idiots. You wouldn't even get a sunset." - Chris T-T
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)
# words are power

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I think there are quite a lot of "terrorists" who would disagree.

(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)
# and authors/speakers/politicians/psychologists etc who would agree

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)
# do as we say or we kill your little girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Or
"Since talking doesn't seem to work, we're going to knock over your buildings."
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)
# You can kill more people with one sentence than you can with a suicide bomber.
But only if you're George Bush and that sentence is 'oooh that's a pretty button, I hope it's the 'bring me a burger' button...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)
# It's a hell of a lot easier to kill someone by shooting them than it is by shouting "Bang!" at them, though.

(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Heart condition?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Most crack addicts are so young that their hearts are still quite strong.

(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Silly vagabond
crack addicts isn't people....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Hippy.

(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I can't be a hippy
the car I most covet is an Aston Martin DB4. Or a '59 Cadillac Eldorado convertible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)
# stop coveting!
you'll go to hell now!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I can't help it.
But I think God appreciates the difference between covetting a pretty car and stabbing someone up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)
# thow shall not covet thy neighbours ox
Don't want want others have got.

It's as much of a rule as not killing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)
# My neighbours haven't got an ox OR a db9. Nobody I know does.
I'm allowed to appreciate that something's beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Just ask the Bible...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Actually, anyone killed in the name of Christianity has been killed
by someone who's deliberately not paying attention to the ten commandments, namely the one that says 'DON'T KILL ANYONE'

I'm a Christian, you see. I've got the commandments down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# *covets manwife*

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)
# NO
MY Manwife. My big furry monkey, you can't have him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I know a few Christians (church going)
who use illegal software, listen to copied music, wish they had an iPhone, etc etc etc

Hypochritical wankers - most of them - not all, I'm sure you're perfect missy ;)


also, those commandments don't apply to the people who made them up, otherwise the crusades really wouldn't have happened.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I may listen to a bit of copied music
but it tends to be old stuff I have no chance of getting my mitts on. Or mashed-up songs that you can't get on CD.

It's naughty still, I know. But manwife and I are some of the only people I know that still buy albums and DVDs, instead of downloading.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I do too, but I'm in no way religious
You don't have to have a list of rules written down and a huge money making corporation that invests heavily in arms manufacturers in the name of god to be a good person ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Of course not.
But I'm not a Christian in terms of 'walking the walk' as I can do pretty much all of that anyway just trying to live as a good person. For me it's much more internal than that. And I really don't want to force it on others either, I'm probably the naughtiest little godbotherer there ever was, as my religion's only for me, it's not something I ever want to force on people. As long as you're nice that's all I care about.


As long as you're nice and you provide me with cream buns. And not the Van Wilder kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# LIES!!!!!!!!!
you have lain with my oxen, i have photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# You forced me to, of course you have photos.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# i didn't force you
i just suggested it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Suggested with a cattle prod after 5 cans of special brew.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Ripping off Simon Munnery...
They say that the pen is mightier than the sword.

Very well. They can have a pen. I shall have a sword. Let's put it to the test.


Admirable animation, as ever...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THE CURSE THE CURSE!!!

'ningles all and woo grilled bakery of gleeness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)