Sorry, but
RISing my arse off here...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)

Purple nitrile gloves
You wouldn't stick your hand up a cow's nipsy without 'em.
( The hairy aerosol is seeping., Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)

Aaahhh...
Thank you - suitably de-RISed.

He'll want to take that watch off first though or he'll never see that again.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)