When nobody's looking, the Pylons feast


From the Pylons challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

cool
I want a feast
i want a bean feast
cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts
so good you could go nuts

I WANT IT NOW
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

I'd be happy with just a million balloons
but baboons would be cool too
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

meh
I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em

SO BACK OFF CUNTS NOW



hehe, i used to sing this to my ex wife, selfish cunt that she was
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

hahaha did you call her Veruka too?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

yep
and slinky, because i chucked her down the stairs
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

hahahha jesus!
I'm sure it was called for though
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

'snaffle snaffle'
Nice one M.

Has everyone gone?
( Mstandot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)

I think so
I abused the board too much
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

SpaM-3essential!!!
( Mstandot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

yes

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

tasty carrion
create a blog he says,it's a bloody nightmare.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

what creating the blog, or catching the rats?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

creating a blog
i've got it now, now all i need is to be witty on it.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

ahhhhh the hard part....

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

oo you're good !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

you should see me in bed!


can sleep for England
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)