Well it didn't take the great unwashed long to find a new cause!!
Suggest all members who have entered the compo check tonight to make sure their granny hasn't been dug up...



From the Animal Instruments challenge. See all 226 entries (closed)

( knockear I haven't done the sex in an ear since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

Tsk, bloody treehuggers. Using my squirrelwhistle is a god-given right!

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

I've been on a couple of marches.
I'm waiting for a big legalise weed one, that'll be the next one I go to.

Bleurgh, this cup of tea I just made is awful. *glares at it suspiciously* I haven't done anything different....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

Such is the way of tea
I keep meaning to go on a march for something. Just so I can, really. But there's never any around here.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

Well you do live in the sea.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

I do?
*splashes around looking for any signs of sea*
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

You can't see the sea for the....sea.
See sea, si? Si. BUENO.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)

Oh, I see what you did there.

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

The taste of a tea seems substantially dependent on psyhological conditions.
Sometimes technically identical cups of tea taste delicious or vile, depending on mood.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)

I'm in a bad mood and I have a horrid cold.
It's probably an ace cuppa.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)

Yummy snot flavour.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)

the legalise weed one was last week
nobody could be arsed to show up
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

Badum
tish.
( durbster has a new game on his website, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

did you see what i did?
did you, iwas taking the piss out of people who smoke weed, silly stoners
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

I hope they don't have a legalise weed march.
Look what the anti-iraq/anti-nuclear armament/anticapitalist marches did.

If self-righteous tards march for the legalisation of weed it'll be class A in the blink of an eye.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

Oh aye
You have a point.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

I do.
but it's such indifference in people that allows despot governments to do what they want. If enough people protest about something, they'd have to listen!* IT MAKES ME SICK!

*alternatively, they could set up protest exclusion perimeters around government buildings and arrest anyone who looks like they might not agree with something.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)

:D They're WAAAAY ahead of you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)

^this

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

psst
...there's strychnine in the sugar.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

Oh that'll be why
Oh dear *vomits, bends backwards, dies in odd position*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

Now let's see...
You'd asked a slow board a question a few weeks ago about necro, copro, or yiffery, didn't you?

Hmmm....
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

I did.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)

( Hamster Trippin', Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

( witchy :: Best before:, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

hahahahahaha!

( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)

The red head
I having trouble seeing where the hair ends and the scarf begins.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

That's no scarf
it's a gov't electronic tagging device.

Car thieves have a metal version around the ankles - Animal rights nutters get the patterned fabric version around the neck.
( knockear I haven't done the sex in an ear since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)