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From the Animal Instruments challenge. See all 226 entries (closed)

( Horatio P Lemming, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)

ooooof
Now go and stabnd in the corner and think about what you've done
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)

Do you not mean...

Woooof ?
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

*snigger*
I likes that.
( backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)

HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
You genius
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)

*shoves*
Where've you been then, eh?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)

Getting bizzeee with the fizzeee
erm,

Meetings and boring stuff. I have another one in 4 minutes - means I have to get off my fat (yet shapely) arse and walk over to another building.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)

someone should buy you a sedan chair

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

Top Idea!
*adds to year plan*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

Condition of the promotion, eh?
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

Unless your arse has changed dramatically
It's bloody lovely. And I honestly mean that, you've got a cracking arse.

Do you wear jockeys? I found some ace ones.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

Thank you :D
*lowers pantaloons*



I do

yes I know, any excuse
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

MEAT

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

0_0

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

Excellent
I may buy them then, if they'll send them to the UK.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

I can't explain why
but when I first saw this pic I thought it was a goose
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

Repressed childhood memories?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

*honk*

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)

I intend on slapping Dixon on the arse if I make it to a bash this summer
not in a sore way. In a nice way.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

You won't be sorry.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

Oh fuck, I have to stand up now and leave the building.
*thinks of Anne Widdecombe felching Bernard Manning's incontinent arse*

ahh.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

hahaha
I once thought about staring right up the arse of bernard manning, while trying to ward off the vinegar strokes. It worked a treat.

Edit: I realise that this message perhaps does not convey exactly what I meant, but I hope some will understand.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

i'm surprised it didn't work too well and kill your
erection off completely
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)

it kind of did
I told her it was her fault.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

What a gent!
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

If that doesn't convey exactly what you meant,
then I fear for what you actually meant to say.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

I think it looks like I was imply that
I was warding of the vinegar strokes while imagining staring up Manning's arse, while what I really meant was that I was using the thought of Manning's arse as a dulling mechanism to ward off the money shot while engaging in a bit of horizontal jogging with a lady friend.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

See now, the latter of the two is exactly what I thought you'd meant.
...and was wondering if indeed I had been mistaken. You've simply confirmed that we are of a like mind in this instance. I'll not trouble you further, good sir. Thank you!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)

Oh, I'd go with shapely....
definately shapely....

oh yes....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

*raises eyebrow*
Dude, at least go to the bathroom or something. *places cushion on JPG's lap*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

I'm in my own office....
:)

*locks door*

No calls, please, Miss Smethers!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

Mr Gruntfuttock, call of the wild on line two...

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)

Arf!
How are you today, my fine fellow?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

I may actually survive the day
Despite my truck's attempts to the contrary.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)

oi, Bill
I replied to you earlier www.b3ta.com/board/8038124
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

Sorry, getting caught in 'recursive board-loop'
*reads reply* Oh, bugger - That sounds all a bit rubbish really. Understandable you're having a shite day.

I'm just off to have another cup of tea, can I get you one?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

yes
with coffee in it ta. Tea-coffee cocktail. Mid-week debauchery.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

You hedonist, sir
One tea (with coffee in it) coming right up!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

Bleurgh.
Sometimes you're well wrong.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

hahaha
Edit: I hate alsatians. My mate's repeatedly tried to fuck me in the skull whenever I went to his house, while I wept and tried to keep its cock out of my ear.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)

It's the tears that's making it so damn horny for you.
Be a man!!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

it was a bloody big dog, and I was fairly young
(about 18)
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

ohmyfuckinggod.........
also, YES!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PINxfouNQFw
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)

hahahahahahaha.....................
HA!
*clicks*
( NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)

hahaha, now that's a chortler and no mistake :)

( The Great Architect, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)

hahaha!!
i posted the lyrics earlier!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)

gah
that took me far too long
(katesbush, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)

good lord

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)

Is it bad to admit
I actually got that?
*clicks in a deny-everything kind of way*
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)

Oh.
My.
God.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)

Goodness....
*tries to put out smouldering pun-fire*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)

very good..

( glubglub should be working on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

yay..littlest oboe :D

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

arf!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

Have a haha
haha!
( pobblepop, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

HaHaaaah!
So silly it get's a click.
( Monty Propps, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

after checking the filename - nice one!
genuine funny *clicks*
( knockear I haven't done the sex in an ear since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

hahahahaha

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

hahahaha
There's a voice, keeps on calling me.....

the ringtone on my phone alternates between this, quincy and hart to hart. at the moment it's quincy
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

oh dear god
woo
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

ok.
this is brilliant but spang factor 10. :D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)

Or sit oboe sit!
Good dog.
(Feanor 10, I miss you, 20 goto 10, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)

ssssss
ssSSSPANG!
(jammietarts ..., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

YES
ten genius points!
( deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)