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( JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)

For goodnes sake!
Someone tell him YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BLOW!

'ning JJ! Happy bashing tomorrow?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)

Hope so :)

( JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

Braw!
I shan't be there C]:0(


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

Neither shall I.
I want black armbands, damn it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

Middle A?
yays
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)

sounds more like a 'c' to me


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

I had to kill a mouse last night:(
Some mice got into the building as people had been leaving the kitchen window open at night and its cold and wet at the mo.
I got one in a trap but the poor little git, for some bizarre reason, got it's leg in it not it's neck.
I got woken up in the night with the clatter of it trying to drag the thing along the floor.
I quickly dispatched it with a spanging pan.:(
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)

We had one last year that
managed to wrangle its way out of the trap and crawl about a foot across the kitchen floor, bleeding all the way.

Absolutely horrible mess.
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)

Yeah I have no problem if it died quickly.
But the poor thing as in pain and terrified.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)

i gave a rat a bloody nose yesterday
one of my evil killer rat traps had gone off, plenty of blood on it but no rat, it too had been dragged nearer the ratties little bolt hole.

ps.don't tell the chinese.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

Hmmm
It seems to be a thing that B3tards are rodent infested:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)

I've got an infestation of builders
they're building a nest in my ceiling with a 5m steel joist
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)

we need more kittens.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)

I got accussed iof being dirty the iother day
when I mentuioned my infestation.

They were there when I moved in!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)

*squints*
what's the little design on your tag? From here it looks like some Klimt style totem thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)

It's a Jack playing card


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

*presses nose up against monitor*
Aha.


I wasn't saying 'it's a shit little thing I can't see' just 'it's a little thing I can't see'.


JJ, you should draw a klimt style totem thing. Totally clasically as well, none of this contemporary stuff you're so good at. I WANT ART.


Please.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)

Klimt's a hack.
:D
( JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)

Oh I liiiiike Klimt
Good ol' Gustav.

Well I think you should draw something in a classical style, any way. OOooh, you could do Sophia Loren.

Obviously before she started looking worryingly like my grannie.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

*pssst*
Finished your thingy - I'll be uploading it in a trice.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)

*claps wildly*
OOOH! I was wondering about this last night while I was in bed. (to explain, it always takes me at least an hour to fall asleep, so I usually just enjoy being comfy and let my mind wander)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)

Cool sig.
Yahtzee rulezors.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)

I demand to know which b3tan he is.
He must be one. He did [number] [.] [Profit] on one of his reviews.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)

Interesting!

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)

Arf!
Superb!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

This as well.
He has singlehandedly made me really hurt myself on the corner of our coffee table as I LITERALLY fell off my chair laughing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

OH WELL DONE YOU, SPACKER!
/18
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)

I am amazing, as you are well aware.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)

this is depressingly
awesome
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)

Hehe

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)

I do love your circle doods.
What are you going to draw t'day?
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)

Dunno, suggestions?



Ooh, so this is how JJ feels!!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)

A demon... Called Francis :)

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)

Wait? He's on B3TA?
Crap.....that means he might've seen my shameless rip offs.....
( JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

I think he could be.
What expats living in Oz are there?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)

that comes from an episode of South Park
so it hardly indicates that he's a b3tan. He is a Somethingawful goon though.
(Tarhun, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)

woo
but that is just wrong! it's not a cat flute, it is quite clearly a cat cornet. You can see it's valves!
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

mogarina?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)

Tastes of bumsmiles.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)

Nom nom nom.
Tastes like chicken!
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)

he may as well have won a cat, for all the good it did him

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)

Hahaha
Purrrfect!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)