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(DaveyDoodlebug is a doodley bugger, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)

bUGEL mIT bUBBLEZ!
mE lIKe!
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)

I read that as 'Beluga with Bugle'
Which would be awesome
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)

I've never tried it.
They do say it's rancid, until you 'acquire' the taste.
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)

question b3tans


The person you have been dating, living with or married too for about a year lets you know that they are indeed bisexual and need to occasionally go out with someone of the same sex.

what do you do?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)

kill them and hide the body.
but no, erm...well to my mind if they are truely bisexual then thats no fucking different from cheating.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)

^this
i don't think it makes a difference what sex the other person is. I'd ask if it were ok to occasionally see other women? it amounts to much of a muchness.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)

exactly !
every bisexual person i've met has never even bloody fucked someone of the same sex..and they always always end up in a hetro relationships.

no such thing as bi, it's just bloody greedy.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)

i had someone tell me that i was bi
this came up in conversation because I said, truthfully, that my first real sexual awakening was Johnny Rhys Meyers in Gomenghast. Now, apart from the odd man crush, I've never thought I was bi at all. My reckoning is that everyone's a little bit gay.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)

I've always thought of it as a sliding scale.
Some people move along the scale one way or the other in their lives, some stay in the same place forever.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)

i'm not fussy. i'll shag anything.*
where on the scale does that put me ?



*lies
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)

in the sexual health clinic

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)

At the naughty end, for lying.
Ironically, of course, that end is the most fun.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)

oh good.
as long as it's for lying and not sleeping around, cos thats just tedious.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)

Anything !!!
*ears prick up*
( Mstandot, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)

that makes sense really

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)

^ this

( Mushroom, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)

i've definitly got more girly (i'm a bloke)
comes from being a graphic designer, with all the visual skills. you can see what looks good and you're all 'you should wear this darling, you'd look great in it' and 'kittens are cute!'

big girls blouse, me.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)

ask if you can join in/ take photo's
but sex with someone else whilst in a relationship is still cheating in my book, even if it involves sexy lady love.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)

kill them and then join in and take photos !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)

nah,
i'd have to put kill them last
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)

There's a worrying trend developing in your replies...

( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)

it's a question posed here at the office, best answer wins a bottle of wine


edit: because I completely agree with you
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)

pssssh ! i bet it's really for you !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)

yeah, I luuuuuuuuuuurve the cock

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)

ah that makes me feel a bit better
because i wasn't gonna write this otherwise:

if they've taken a year to decide then they're not happy in the relationship, if they've taken a year to tell you, they're not happy in the relationship. If you say yes, you're gonna get fucked off and the relationship will end, if you say no, they're gonna get fucked off and the relationship will end.


now if the question had been relationship, 1 year, proposes a threesome, then it's slightly different as at least they're trying to include you (although i can still see it going tits up)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)

hahaha, there's my bottle of wine answer. Cheers!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)

if a threesome comes on the table
or even on the bed, never invite a friend to join in, always get the mrs to pick someone up instead that neither of you know.
Stops any wierdness after.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)

well that goes without saying
although if it's already come on the table it's a bit late to be thinking about who you picked ;)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)

threesomes are far too much effort
there's so many legs! far far too many legs...
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)

Those are three-legged races you are thinking of.

( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)

you should try a four legged race one day
poor sap in the middle's got no control over his legs (or his arms if you're really evil)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)

But if you're going to have a threesome
why restrict it to the "tits up" position? Why not try them all?
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)

i didn't say who was tits up

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)

I'll thank you not to bring up my moobs again.
And could you wash your feet, they tasted like cheese.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)

hahah
also I'm roughly as envious as its humanly possible to be about your Portishead ticket.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)

apparently they've not been that great since they got back together

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)

Well, I saw them in 1997 and they were jaw-droppingly good.
Even if they're a pale shadow of that, it'll still be worth seeing.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)

fair enough
think i went to see playbus live in 97
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)

Was that the "Fuck Like A Beast" tour?
I heard that it took a month to clean the Playbus afterwards.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)

i can't remember
too much chloroform, i was out for a week
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)

Ooh, the Edinburgh ones have sold out now.
Looks like I got in there just in time!

/smug as fuck
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)

one day i shall see them
but I do have tickets to see Justice and Adam Freeland for tomorrow, Kris Kristofferson in march, Willie Nelson in May and Benicassim in summer. these will sooth my wounds.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)

i like portishead

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)

Me too
for they are good
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)

i liked portishead
but then, i liked the prodigy and goldfrapp and bis, and they all went crap.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)

Hahahaha, Bis!
That takes me back. Wow, they were shit.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)

SUGAR SGUAR CANDY POP
PUSH IT DOWN AND PULL IT UP!
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

:o
are you looking at my music collection somehow? :-s
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

I agree with the 'it's cheating unless it's a threesome' logic.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)

Her
(if it's your turn)
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)