*throws banana*


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( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

*throws phil collins*
hello darling.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

What ho, sweetie!
Still tittering?
*snigger*
( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

always !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

*conjures up mental picture*
Phwoar!
( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

NUNS!

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

NURSES!

( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)

NUNS ARE BETTER !
*points down the board a bit*

i was a nun for a bit.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

Don't be silly.
Nurses are better.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

how about nurses dressed as nuns?

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

*ponders*
*spluffs*
( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

*uses umbrella*
/cadburies advert
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

It's a good job that
nobody mentioned policewomen
*spluffs again*
( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

How would you know they were nurses?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

Would you care?

( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

For a sense of completeness, yes.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

a large tattoo on the forehead that reads
"immanurselolz"
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

:D
i think i've watched that film bedazzled too often...peter cook as a nun is so confusingly sexy.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)

nuns on the run
was eddy murphy in that or am i confusing my films again?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

nuns on the run was robbie coltrane and eric idle

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)

doh
maybe i drempt he was a nun?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

If so
then you have some messed up dreams...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

yes i do
i had a dream that i was in my bed and i woke up and found a tiny small white mouse with big ears at the bottom of my bed so i picked it up and it looked at me and jumped out of my hand and onto the bed, then onto the floor (between the wall and the bed) and i dremt it went under the carpet
and i had two deorarant bottles handy, and i trapped the little moving bump (the mouse) between the bed and the two cans... ready to catch the mouse as it had to come out of the only exit... i woke up
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

Ahahaha.
My dreams seem to fluctuate quite a lot. Last night for example, I remember two dreams.
The first was a very vivid dream in which my friend was hit by a speeding car and was in hospital. It was horrific and I woke up sweating...

The second was about a load of Smarties boxes dancing around my bed.
But in a friendly manner. It was lovely.
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

i rarely dream

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

yes you are
it was robbie coltrane and eric idle
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

ok did eddy murphy ever dress up as a nun?
or am i going completenly mentals?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

Hmmmm...
Eddie Murphy Whoopi Goldberg
( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

they all look the same to me.
Nuns I mean.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)

not these ones
thesisters.org/meet.html
( tubaman, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

no
it was definately eddie muphie
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

oh wait
wasn't he a monk in something? maybe?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

hahahaha

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

only in your dreams

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)

^this and the above

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

that /\

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

ha ha ha trouser trumpet
bonance! (sorry i can't read)
edit : someone should buy that munkee a support bra
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Best of all the trumpets!
:)
( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

*throws another*
request tiem? bohemian rhapsody plz
( doph no time like the precedent, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Parp!
:D
( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

What a pose!
It's like a "come and get it" pose.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

Be my guest!
'nings 'Pot.
( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

'ning!

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

Do you know any Saxon?

( Aenesis, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

Funny you should say that...
I love horses
( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

Fucking sell-outs.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

didn't they do
everybody up?
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

dunno,
If you hum it, i'll sing it!
( Aenesis, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

it's on the soundtrack
to the film demons
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

More like a Mellophone
Yamahaha, most likely
www.interstatemusic.com/wcsstore/InterstateMusic/ims/ipt/MMPYMP204MS.jpg

they are annoying...
( tubaman, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

He looks pretty proud of that fact

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)