Good 'nings, one and all!
It is I, Professor Kenny Martin, returned from the wilderness that is absolutely no personal webbings from w*rk with an old picture which I've dragged back to put in the compo...
Animal instruments? Bindun - just listen to Tom Morello, guitarist and renowned Clanger Tickler:


From the Animal Instruments challenge. See all 226 entries (closed)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

I THINK YOU ARE LOVELY, PROFESSOR
Really.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

I THINK YOU ARE HORRIB.... no wait, thats me

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

Pffft

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

Nice tongue action though
*snogs*

Y'alright fella?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

COR
*snogs*

yus indeed. Et tu, Prof?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

Nay bad, sir - and my hangover's gone \o/
I'm just about to wave an iron near a shirt for w*rk tomorrow, then make a cup of tea and go to bed
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

I have no work tomorrow
but I am a little tired.... so bed soon I think also.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

Yay!
*glees*

Then all is well in the world again and my one remaining worry has now been eased.

*offers friendly hug*

I'm glad I haven't offended you with my constant bash-whoring... and disappointed that I didn't get to meet you yesterday. Oh well, there'll be other times =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

Absolutely
And please, s'only the internet, never take anything to heart :)
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

*makes notes in tattered notebook*
Ok!

=)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

Pasanonic describes it well down there
*points*
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

Yeah, Jess showed me the thread
I just worry too much. You probably didn't put a smiley when you told me for the 40th time that you couldn't make the Derby bash and I went into paranoid mode =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

Hahaha
I'll remember to give as much punctuation-style expression into messages as possible from now on
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

ello bloke
Tom Morello - acoustic folk = win.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

Hoberry!
*glomps*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

hooraaaaaaay
*enjoys glompage*
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

Nightwatchman? Haven't heard that yet
I like his rock stuff too, but on the second Audioslave album especially the guitar solos were... er, a little on the odd side
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

s'very good
I went off Audioslave pretty quickly though. Never listened to the second album.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

Second album's better than the first one
And the third one's fucking storming

Then they split up =/
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

RATM were great
Soundgarden had a few good moments. Audioslave sounded EXACTLY as you'd expect from combining the two.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

Check out the second and third albums then - they really got into their stride

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

Yay Clangers!
'lo sexybum :)
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

*sneaks up*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

I don't know what that is
but it GMTRFH.
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

It's a clanger shagging a pound puppy

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

sex mad, you are

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

There's no point denying it
I'd only get called a liar from many directions
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

you have a Clanger.
you bitch! ( *covets* )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

Hello lully laydee =D
*gropes*

I've been keeping an eye on Flickr today: no photos of my arse so far! \o/
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

Dammit

( the holly and the ivv, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

smashing fella.
ningles!

I fear you must soon change jobs before you become a normal and forget about us.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

Hello there =)
Fear not! I'll never forget you, er...
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)