Morning all...



From the Animal Instruments challenge. See all 226 entries (closed)

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

Only for the hardcore
Beatz to da riddim
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)

That is full of niceness!

* click
( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)

Is he playing Last of the Summer Wine?
Because that's the only tune you're allowed to play on one of those. It's the law.
( Little Sonic James Doom-er Boy Pa-rup-pa-pum-pummm, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

Ashley
There is a subclause that allows one to do the Emmerdale theme in a "comedy" way if over the age of 50 attending a bonfire.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

Oooo... A challenge...
Sadly one I'll have to wait until 50 to take up...
( Little Sonic James Doom-er Boy Pa-rup-pa-pum-pummm, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)

Lot of bluesmen gonna be annoyed with you.
My pa, for one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

I told Steve we'd meet on Wednesday

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)

are you sure?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)

Thanks for that I'll try again later

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

They'll only faint.
They're not kidding anyone, and they won't get what they want.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)

Ah yes...
The blues...

Trouble is, as soon as they start playing, bad luck happens.
( Little Sonic James Doom-er Boy Pa-rup-pa-pum-pummm, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)

Soon as my dad starts playing string breakage happens.
I've never known someone go through as many strings. I break a bass string every now and then, but then that's much harder to do.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

Harmonica strings?
Cap'n, that's no harmonica....

I hate string breakage, snapped TWO at my last gig... :(
( Little Sonic James Doom-er Boy Pa-rup-pa-pum-pummm, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)

You can play both at the same time, you know.
Manwife got a lovely present yesterday- 60s Gibson SG- the plain wooden one, not the red and black one. It's so pretty, and all we need to do is find some lovely strings for it.

Oooh, and his original crybaby! The feel of the band's going to change....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)

Oooooo
That's a nice guitar... A very nice guitar.

I used my Fender Bassman for the first time last week. It's immense, and I'm very very happy :)
( Little Sonic James Doom-er Boy Pa-rup-pa-pum-pummm, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)

Aces!
Chuffed for you.

Manwife's dad has some endorsement deal with a company I can't remember (samberg? That sounds familiar), and he brought his new baby to see us last night- it's a fucking beautiful piece of kit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)

Endorsement deal?
Ooooooooooooo

I'm never going to have one of them... I have to make do with a sticker of my signature on the headstock...
( Little Sonic James Doom-er Boy Pa-rup-pa-pum-pummm, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)

Aye, my father in law, the rock star
bless him. Well meaning, curly haired lovely man. With a tiny little fiance that's dirtier than I am.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)

O_o
*recovers jaw from floor*

See, this is why I'll never be a rockstar... Mrs. Doom is far too pure of mind...
( Little Sonic James Doom-er Boy Pa-rup-pa-pum-pummm, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

how is he doing that without hands or a harmonica neck brace thing?
/occasional harmonica player
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

I'm guessing
SCIENCE!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

it's all in the tongue

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)

I bet you say that to all the boys.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)

Tongue and will power...

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)

will power really is an amazing man

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)

*mops*

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)

you are talking about sex
aicmfp
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

How often have you been in prison, Rob?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)

He has a mouth full of cuntymints..
.. and they act like little magnets
( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

Magnets

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

I know!
He'll have to watch his blow me thinks.

:D
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)

nice!
yo
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)