Morning all...


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

Only for the hardcore
Beatz to da riddim
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)

That is full of niceness!

* click
( Wobbly Bloke has left the building and is very sad on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)

Is he playing Last of the Summer Wine?
Because that's the only tune you're allowed to play on one of those. It's the law.
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

Ashley
There is a subclause that allows one to do the Emmerdale theme in a "comedy" way if over the age of 50 attending a bonfire.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

Oooo... A challenge...
Sadly one I'll have to wait until 50 to take up...
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)

Lot of bluesmen gonna be annoyed with you.
My pa, for one.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

I told Steve we'd meet on Wednesday

( bilbobarneybobs almost missed his 25k.....ALMOST...., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)

are you sure?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)

Thanks for that I'll try again later

( bilbobarneybobs almost missed his 25k.....ALMOST...., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

They'll only faint.
They're not kidding anyone, and they won't get what they want.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)

Ah yes...
The blues...

Trouble is, as soon as they start playing, bad luck happens.
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)

Soon as my dad starts playing string breakage happens.
I've never known someone go through as many strings. I break a bass string every now and then, but then that's much harder to do.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

Harmonica strings?
Cap'n, that's no harmonica....

I hate string breakage, snapped TWO at my last gig... :(
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)

You can play both at the same time, you know.
Manwife got a lovely present yesterday- 60s Gibson SG- the plain wooden one, not the red and black one. It's so pretty, and all we need to do is find some lovely strings for it.

Oooh, and his original crybaby! The feel of the band's going to change....
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)

Oooooo
That's a nice guitar... A very nice guitar.

I used my Fender Bassman for the first time last week. It's immense, and I'm very very happy :)
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)

Aces!
Chuffed for you.

Manwife's dad has some endorsement deal with a company I can't remember (samberg? That sounds familiar), and he brought his new baby to see us last night- it's a fucking beautiful piece of kit.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)

Endorsement deal?
Ooooooooooooo

I'm never going to have one of them... I have to make do with a sticker of my signature on the headstock...
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)

Aye, my father in law, the rock star
bless him. Well meaning, curly haired lovely man. With a tiny little fiance that's dirtier than I am.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)

O_o
*recovers jaw from floor*

See, this is why I'll never be a rockstar... Mrs. Doom is far too pure of mind...
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

how is he doing that without hands or a harmonica neck brace thing?
/occasional harmonica player
( rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

I'm guessing
SCIENCE!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

it's all in the tongue

( bilbobarneybobs almost missed his 25k.....ALMOST...., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)

I bet you say that to all the boys.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)

Tongue and will power...

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)

will power really is an amazing man

( kingsuperspecial is eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)

*mops*

( bilbobarneybobs almost missed his 25k.....ALMOST...., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)

you are talking about sex
aicmfp
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

How often have you been in prison, Rob?
( Dixon last night a DJ raped my wife with his dong, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)

He has a mouth full of cuntymints..
.. and they act like little magnets
( Wobbly Bloke has left the building and is very sad on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

Magnets

( mediocre I won't rape you, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

I know!
He'll have to watch his blow me thinks.

:D
( XLVII was severely let down by public transport & turtle, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)

nice!
yo
( kingsuperspecial is eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)