hey diddle diddle


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(Amanda Votchkiss and her amazing 3 pointed wig, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)

hehe

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)

... the cat did a piddle
all over the kitchen mat
The little dog laughed to see such fun
and piddled all over the cat.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)

old mother hubberd went to the cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone
but when she bent down, the dog came around and gave her a bone of his own..
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)

Hey diddle diddle
The cat had a fiddle
All in the curds and whey
Diddle-i-doo,
The dog did a poo
Went postal and shot everyone.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)

Dishes and spoons have no legs, and are not sentient.
I wish nursery rhymes would have more scientific accuracy.

:D lovely pic- why a shoe?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)

Mine are*


*maybe a lie
(Ning is wearing pants today, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)

monkeydoorage.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

erm
yes ?
(Ning is wearing pants today, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

If in doubt, say yes.
I like you. You're going to be useful.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)

haha
bit slow this am.....

LIES !
(Ning is wearing pants today, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)

I prefer it when you just say yes.
Excellent potential.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

0_o

(Ning is wearing pants today, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

*rubs hands together*
You like pleasing people, right? You like pleasing 20 people a day, yeah? In a cupboard? For a fiver a time?

Thought so. Eeeeexcellent.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)

Only for cash
...and whats my cut ?
(Ning is wearing pants today, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)

A fiver, like I said.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)

My dishes and spoons are.
They tell me to do bad things.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

Judge didn't believe it
I won't either.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

You're all the same.
But you'll learn.

They all learn in the end.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

And pay, I presume.
You would have got away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky kids.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

kids drains
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)

Are you Alex Mack then?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)

I am The Answer and The Revenge.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

That's nothing
I M Weasel.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

OMG!!! Brown shoes!?!?

Arf.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)

That bitch!
Er...
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

I have some brown boots.
They are lovely. They're Doctor Quinn Medicine Bint boots.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

he is quite terrifying...
*flees*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)

Wonderful first post!!!
*clickies*
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

grand!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)