Morning all! Let me introduce Jesus Cruise...



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( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)

crivens!
that's well shopped lad
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)

Thanks.
: )

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

^this

( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)

Captain's main man + Captain's arch enemy
My brain's going to explode.


Woo to the shop though!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

Jesus is your arch enemy?
Are you the Antichrist?
*fears*

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)

eeek!

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)

Hahaha! :D
*hands you a dirt devil*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

Oh thank you.
*hoovers cross*

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

*hands can of Mr Sheen*
They should rebrand Mr Sheen so Charlie's flying that little plane about the house.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)

*sprays Mr AntiSheen in captain's face
no reason, just joshing about
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)

YOU ARE A ROTTER, SIR

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)

Haha!
i'm loving that!
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

I missed it last night
but luckily, I didn't miss Torchwood.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

I'm SKY+ it
for lazy sunday viewing so I didn't see it last night

Luckily, I didn't see Torchwood either
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

*hangs round with a spoon*
Aaaaarg! Juicy brains!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)

I've got lovely brains
you should think yourself lucky. My brains are soft and succulent, like a lovely lady's bottom.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

What?
Cracked and's full of shit?:P
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

Further proof that you don't really like girlies.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)

Well that's only true in the sense
That I hate everyone equally:D
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)

Pfft, you're a big softie.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)

Yes
But I am seeking medical advice.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

Scientology can help

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)

Bum brain!

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

*bursts into tears*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)

*hands back dirt devil*


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)

t'is the eternal paradox!
'ning cap
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

Nongles lovely!
How goeth it, verily?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

indeed and forsooth
it goeth well milady.
I trust all is peachy in the land of Wow?
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)

Oh it's all alright, yes
thank you!

How's Mr Droog?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)

mr droog is currently smelly
as he couldn't find a clean work shirt this morning :D
that'll learn him for not bringing his washing down!

/turning into my mum blog
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

ello Capn
today I shall be giving a running commentary of the Jeremy Kyle show


RUMOURS, SUSPICION and LIES!
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)

Jeremy Kyle show House of Commons
( Mushroom, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)

hahah
it may as well be

never seen such a bunch of childish preening idiots
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)

\o/
today - toothless inbreds get told off by Jezza for not working and that!
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)

WILL A LIE DETECTOR SAVE OUR RELATIONSHIP?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)

"THIS GIRL IS SITTING AT HOME LOOKING AFTER YOUR KIDS
WHILE YOU GO OUT EVERY NIGHT! RANT! SPIT!"
I love Jeremy :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

Excellent, as I won't be watching it.
Now I don't know about you, but WHERE I COME FROM WE PAY TAXES AND DRIVE HOME FROM RADIO SHOWS TO BE WITH OUR CHILDREN.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)

I've been subjected to that the last couple of days
I can't understand how these MUNTERS end up with one person wanting to sleep with them, let alone TWO.

"Keep your hands off my bloke"
"He was my bloke first, you slag"
*teeth fall out*
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
it's sooo true!

Why have they ALL got a mouthful of sugar-puffs?
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)

That scares me in 14.7 different ways!
Woo and 'ningles peeps
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

erk!!
he looks a bit like a jesusy siler(sp) there...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

Sylar?
Edit- bugger me, so he does.


*puts hat on*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

I feel the need
The need... for creed
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

haha

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

oo nicely done

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

Nicely shopped!
Woo!
( Afinkawan, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

'lo finky
how's the littl'un?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)

She's great thanks.
The missus is knackered but I'm OK.

Probably won't be next week when I have to go back to work though!
( Afinkawan, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

hahaha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)

hahahaha
jesus
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)

Moses Goatse!

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)

scientology lol

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

*votes*

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)