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( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

Hahaha!
My parents took pity on me this Valingtimes day. Because they're buggering off for a few days, and I don't have a girly-friend, they got me a Toblerone!

So although I'll be sad, and most likely drunk, at least I'll have chocolate! :D
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)

awww. thats good of them
mine didn't even bother. the cunts.

altho a friend sent me a surprise book and dvd-r of some mad 70 doc on witchcraft.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

Yeah I hate your parents.

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

yay !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

Aw, that was nice of them. :)
I've never received anything for Valentine's (Apart from said Toblerone). Even when I had a girlfriend!
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

oh me neither.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

I've a treat for you later then.
I'm also sad, so I'm making a playlist of all the songs which kill me inside, and guess what. I'M GONNA SHARE IT.

*drinks*
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

hello my lovely !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

Herro, sweetie!
How are yah todaaay?
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

well hating valentines day as ever. nbut i'm ooook.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

:(
Sucks. *gets his lonely on*
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

Oo!
I shall look forward to that. :)
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

Drink and chocolate ftw!
:)
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

^this !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

Get really pissed
Go to the pub, sit in the corner and cry - at least then you can gain some fun from upsetting all the annoying smug couples trying to get each other drunk so they can play nekkid tiem in the desperate hope that it will make the other grow to like them.
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

You've got that pretty well planned out.
Have you done this before?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

No
there's a guy who always really annoys me and Mrs A Vagabond by just sitting in the corner and crying when we go out to the pub each Valentine's day.
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

Buy him
an inflatable lass. They're not that expensive and you'll get some peace and quiet. :)

Or failing that just shout at him until he goes away...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)

Sounds like it's time to try a new pub.
At least this one day out of the year.

Either that or the Motel No-Tell.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

Is it as good as a graveyard?

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)

uh, erm...
yeaaah. Just as good!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

Sexy tiem!

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

you can line the empty tube with chopped liver
Bingo! sorted.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

Microwave for 10-20 seconds
...any longer and it starts to smell a little offputting
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

Eurgh...
That sounds awful...

But who knows. If I drink enough...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

Triangular
ring-piece tomorrow, then..
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)