*throws his clam into the ring*


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( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:14, archived)

WE'RE LOOSER THAN CLAMS.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:15, archived)

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, I DID MY KEGELS.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)

THE LEGENDARY LIQUID MOAMO!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:21, archived)

bullfuckingshitfuck.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:26, archived)

That clam needs a beard.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)

'tis a porn clam, so freshly shaved.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:19, archived)

As smooth as an iguana.
And with that, I go.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:20, archived)

The Fish needs a bike
The Fish needs a bike
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)

i like this.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:19, archived)

thanks.
it is a badge, i guess.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:21, archived)

OR AS YOUR PEOPLE CALL IT, A BUTTON.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:21, archived)

my people have no words for this travesty.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)

What is thing your people call 'love'?

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)

CHECK THE FICTION SECTION.
OR COMMERCE.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:27, archived)

HATE, WITH A THIN CANDY COATING.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:30, archived)

ACCORDING TO CHAKA DIMAS AND PLIERS, IT IS LIKE STRIKING GOLD OR CATCHING A BIG FISH.

( gronkpan, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:40, archived)

DANCEHALL KNOWS NOTHING OF LOVE.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:42, archived)

THEY WEREN'T DANCEHALL, THEY WERE SHITPOP.

( gronkpan, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)

CROSSOVER.
AND IT'S 'DEMUS', DUMBASS.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:48, archived)

FEEEEESH?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)

RAGS. IN A BIN. CLOSED WITH BRICKS.
COVERED IN SHIT
( mofaha, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:46, archived)

INTERESTING TRUE FACT:
WHILE I INVETIGATED, MY BROTHER WAS ACROSS TOWN HAVING CONVULSIONS AND IS CURRENTLY GETTING BRAINSCANS.

OH HOW I LAUGH
( gronkpan, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:49, archived)

FUCK
evil_twin will be having surgery again soon. Not a funtime. I hope your brother's ok.
( mofaha, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:50, archived)

He's fine, just a bit shaky. It was his first day in ten years without any booze, I think it was a bit of a shock to his system.
His tounge got a bit chewed though.

edit: and I hope evil_twin is also ok.
( gronkpan, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:52, archived)

ouch.
best to e_t.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 5:19, archived)

that happened to my cousin in Melbourne in December.
 
IT WAS A TUMOUR BUT THEY CUT IT OUT OF HER HEAD
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:54, archived)

THIS IS A GOOD THING TO DO WITH TUMOURS.
We were kinda worried that he'd had a stroke, but the branscans say otherwise. He's still a bit unsure about where (and who) he is, but the doctors say he'll be fine in a couple of days.
( gronkpan, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:56, archived)

crikey.
 
AT LEAST IT WASN'T A STINGRAY
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 5:04, archived)

send him the pic of the pic you posted last night.
maybe tremorhead can decipher it.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 5:18, archived)

DO YOU HAVE CHANGE FOR A FIFTY?

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:49, archived)

*adds chicken stock and minced onions*

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:22, archived)

travolta with onions?
madness, i say.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:26, archived)

Well, we missed the chance and he grew up.
Still, with a longer stewing time, he'll serve up fine.
Braised leg of hamactor, clams to garnish.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:30, archived)

i bet he carries clams with him everywhere, secretly hidden under his flappy mantits.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:35, archived)

WE JUST NEED TO KILL THEM INSIDE, SO THAT THEY'LL OPEN UP.

( gronkpan, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:39, archived)

i approve of this plan.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:42, archived)

INSTEAD OF PEARLS:
SHITRAGS
( mofaha, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:48, archived)

INSTEAD OF EYES: BRICKS

( gronkpan, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:50, archived)

OK.
BUT I AM NOT TRACINGREDRAWING THE PIC.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 4:51, archived)