Mine could do better.

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Hahahahaaaa!
Braw!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

oh. my.
'dies laughing'

:D
( McBadger CHECK OUT MY SIG OH YEAH MNNNNNNN, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

I love two pints.
Johnny eat biscuit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

It's hideous

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

That's kind of why I like it.
You have awful taste in things too, you know *hand on dbroon's forehead* like sports. I just don't rib you so much about them as I'm a lovely girl.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

bah
One can hardly draw parallels between liking football, and giving BBC3 one extra excuse to make a new series of a unimaginative, badly made shite, not that they require excuses.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

You bloody well can.
Both are unneccessary in the extreme.

Although football does serve some use. So maybe it's a bit better than two pints.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

a bit?
If football was actually the corpse of a syphilitic tramp lying in shit-canal, who had died from being fucked to death by a dog, which had died mid-stroke, rotting and mingling with the dog-cum-stained flesh of the tramp, with the shit and the stink, and inhumanity of it all, it would still be a bit better than two pints.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

I do love it when you get all emphatic.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

oooh, yeah, i love it when you talk dirty

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

I concur.
I also live and breathe football but I have made the decision to not make an issue of it on here because b3ta is frightened of an intelligent man who also likes sport. It is an abomination to the normal b3ta geek ;)

edit:// I notice I have used the word 'abomination' twice in the same thread. This was an unconscious typo. I meant to say aberration in this post.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

I conquer
I have people to discuss football with, but here is not the place
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

I'm not frightened of clever football likers.
I am intrigued.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

you talks all purty-like

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

"...that is the most obscene abomination...
...that is dirt, that is trash, that is filth..."
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

I used to like football
Abramovich and Grant changed that.

:(
( XLVII, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)

BBC 3 Good:
Pulling
Gavin and Stacey (apparently, haven't seen it myself)
Showing Family Guy at a sensible time

BBC 3 BAD:

Evrything else
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

BBC3 GOOD:
showing family guy at a sensible time

BBC3 BAD: everything else
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

Mighty Boosh?
tis genius!
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

its wank

( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

wank= good.
You're doing it wrong.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

you mean
it's good but no real substitute for the real thing?
(Monsieur Brain Surgery - It's not Rocket Science!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)

i concur

( WOLF .™ - has quit, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)

I finally got round to seeing the first episode of series 3 the other day
I was disappointed.

They appear to have cut back on the word-play and nice dialogue and replaced it with complete nonsense.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

It's not as good as the previous two
but it has it's moments.

I was frightened of the crack fox though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

I've never seen any of it
sometimes I feel entirely uninformed
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

if you wish to be informed
I recommend watching 2 or 3 of the first series, then you'll know if you like it or hate it.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)

I already know.
I tolerated series 1. I now hate it with a passion. Its typical shite aimed at students who will latch onto anything in a bid to be part of the crowd ( in a non-conformist fashion )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

Or people who find it amusing because they
have a different sense of humour to you.

Have a sit down, I know that came as a shock. I'm sorry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

haha
he is terribly opinionated and set in his ways. Open your mind, let us begin our quest.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

:D
*drifts off*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)

haha. you will realise that
when you get to my age you understand that all you thought as a youth was bollocks ( and those jeans and that haircut were a mistake ) age and experience allow for objectiveness.
Me being opinionated is just me being correct and letting you all know it ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)

I often think everything I thought yesterday was bollocks
so I believe you.

The last sentence there made me chuckle.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)

I like the IT crowd
if that makes you feel any better?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)

I sort of like it.
Ish.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

It is quite good
but Richard Ayoade seems completely unable to act in it. He always has this fucking annoying Harry Enfield-like suppressed smile whenever he says something.

That pisses me off, but I love Katherine Parkinson.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

I quite
fancy her.
( moogy boobles, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

I found it very interesting when I first saw it
and most humourous for the first series.

Since then though, they just seem to make the same jokes and try to be psychedelic, which I think must be something to do with them hearing that most of their fans are stoners. Now it's all "random" little britain-esque humour, whereas their scripts for series 1 were much better developed, with, as I said before, I lot of clever word-play and funny dialogue.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

I bought the box-set of Boosh series 1 &2
the other wk for just a tenner. Bargain! (4x DVDs in total & a lil booklet-thingy)
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

I also like football and despair of the shite that gets on BBC3
especially Marc Wootton
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

It truly is
an abomination. If you want proper North Western humour written with style then you want Shameless. If you are ten and like fart jokes you want two pints. ( my dad likes 2 pints, says it all really ).
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

yes
tj: Download went swimmingly, but wasn't at my computer at all last night. Should I gaz later for the next step, I should be spending most of the evening being musical.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

no problem my friend
get your project out of the way and I'll direct you to more fun things like ejay and a whole host of sample banks to play with.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

i meant to ask
are there samples with what I loaded last night? I'm doing a remake of the Strawbs "Part of the Union" so I need some tinkly piano chordage, cheery bass, and bass drum.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

I look forward to hearing this when it is done.
I trust you will be posting it on links?

/Strawbs geek blog
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

I'll see what I can do
as it is, it's a football song my dad wrote and wants me to sing it... erm... so I don't think it would be very cool for links. Once I've got the track done, I might see about writing some silly b3tafun lyrics.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

yeah
go back to the pages I linked and use the search function for acid pro samples, fruity loops and reason samples ( they are all usable across platforms ) you should find something to get you kick started ( also go to isohunt and search there ).
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

excellent
cheers
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

having re-read
what you typed I will answer again. Yes there are samples with what you downloaded, enough to get going. I was thinking you were asking for more.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)

Shameless was almost the best TV Britain produced
But Channel4 have gone one series too far, as they always* do.

*except with Father Ted.
( durbster has a new game on his website, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

Careful now!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

Down with this sort of thing!

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

I'm not sure I could agree
unless you count the last series as the bad one. I am liking this new series very much. I nearly pissed my pants last night when watching next weeks episode on E4.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

Karen the slutty barmaid
looks sooo phucking edible with her new blonde hair! Yummy *salivates etc*
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)

Hahaha!
*clickies*

The first few series were good though.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

This very much^^^^
I even enjoyed some of last series, but what I have seen of this latest series it is utter wank!

Still better than Sorry! though :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

hahahahahahaha

it's funny 'cause it's really is that shit
( prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

hahaha
I fully endorse this post.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!
did you know there's been SIX SERIES of that oxygen wasting piece of toss?
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

the thing I liked about 2 pints
was the blonde ones cleavage.
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

I liked the credits

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

She's got a cracking pair of busters.
I must say this every time I watch it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

you've watched it more than once?

( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

Oh yeah.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

Me too.
The musical episode makes me piss.
That Janet one came into a pub where I was having a pint once and asked me where the lavs were.
It were super.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

"....."

( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

lunchtiem!
www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops915/sheridan_smith0017.jpg
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

Excellent!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

*muches on her pie*

( Mstandot, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

health and safety can't possibly approve of such behaviour

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

ACCESS DENIED
Bah!
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

Sheridan Smith and her Amazing Knockers
and pasties.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/sheridan_smith0017.jpg
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

Oh my....
0_0
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

Phwoar!
That is all.
( Aenesis, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

Munch?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

MUNCH MAGIC

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

Munch Bunch?

( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

I saw her on holiday in Greece once
She has several places I'd like to bury my face in.
( durbster has a new game on his website, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!
That show is truly an embarrassment to British comedy.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

It's a comedy?

( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

It goes under that name.
They don't currently have a BBC Bobbins category.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

Is this a pearoast?
I've seen something similar before!
( Mstandot, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

so true..
it made me weep with despair...
( bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

Hahahahaahaha
:D
( XLVII, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)

Oh yes!

( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

Itried to throw eggs at the cast when they did the live show
but my aim is poo.

Woo to this
( Steerable_forehead Bring back Festum Fatuorum, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)

three cheers!
hip hip woohar!
( mutated monty, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

ha ha ha
Speaking of true stories, after The Royle Family finished Ralf Little came into our office saying that he had just signed up to do something that was going to "ruin his career"... Nobody thought that this steaming pile of shit was going to do anything, and I genuinely can't see why this has kept going.
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

This is true ART!
*cleeks*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)

Yes
This is probably true.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)

I like it as long as it's not a repeat I've seen three fecking dozen times!
Also I can't be the only person here who would like to get their hands on Janet's norks,.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

hahaha
love it!
( limpfish, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 8:23, archived)

*guffaw*
a full goatse is a W!
bwahhh!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)

haha
paralised
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)

wahahaha
i like it because gandalf is in the second frame
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

hehehe
excellent :-)
( smegski is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)

hurrah

of course, since yesterday's mitchell & webb, we know the secret of its constant recommissioning
( plentyofants thanks for the birthday card, internets people, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)