there is no bigger
we just have to live with the disappointment, i'm afraid. :(
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)

without censor though.
I'm just being a bit blind. I might have to put my glasses back on, but I've got weird tearduct pain again so they hurt.

:-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)

:(

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)

*clambers on lap* ow ow ow ow ow ow

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)

*strokes back of neck and whispers something into ear*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)

*snuggles*
I'm staying here all afternoon now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)

aaaawww!
where can i sit?
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)

You can sit on me
but I think dixy would then be in pain if two ladies were to perch. And I'm quite big anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)

On my face?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)

On your silver tongue, perhaps?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)

Then again, I could be wrong.
If she's going up there I'm going trouser delving.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)

I love it when a plan comes together
*sucks on fat cigar*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

Top manipulation, sir.
Although, to be fair, this could've been my plan as well. They tend to be fairly similar.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)

yay!
*smothers dixon*
did you get his wallet?
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)

mnnnffmnndddddmnnnnnnnNNNFFFNNFF MNNFFFF MNFFF!!!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)

you've got that wrong,
it's "muff", not "mnff"
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)

Ahhhhh, I think he likes it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)

I could never steal from him.
Half because I loves him so, half because he knows where I live.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)

oh well
if we're getting no cash, we might as well do it for the pleasure
*gyrates*
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)

i have to keep mine on.
have you got a/c? that really dries out the tear ducts
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)

Yeah, but it's not on at the moment.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)

well don't rub your eyes
they will only get worse. cold used teabags are good
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)

*teabags*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)

so
yours are cold and used, are they?

FILTHY HARLOT!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)

Unfortunately not at the moment, no.
I've been busy.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)

I don't think cold used teabags'd work at the office...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)

ah.
wet* loo roll would be your best bet, then

*with water, pervy!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)

urine's quite good for the skin.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)

i hope dixon thinks so
i just had a large mug of tea...
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)

*unzips*
/predictable response
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

*opens mouth*
/_{predictable response}
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)

its coz its life size.
HE IS TALL AS KETTLE
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)